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conjoined twin myslexia

A FICTIONAL, PARODIC disorder created by the writers of Southpark, the animated television show. This faux illness is used to exemplify how people can be unsupportive while trying to be supportive (and more simplistically, how people should mind their own business. It is logical to assume they did this to avoid offending any sensitive people with a real disorder, so they used one that didn't exist.

In real conjoined twins, there is the potential for something similar to occur, though not often on the face, called "twin embolisation syndrome" or "vanishing twin syndrome." Also visually similar to the imagined South Park disorder are craniopagus parisiticus (parasitic twin) and twin reversed arterial perfusion (TRAP).

Please note:
"conjoint" is not an acutal spelling used by the writers or by medical professionals, merely by people with poor spelling skills adding things to an open dictionary.
"Did you see that hilarious episode of South Park where they talked about 'conjoined twin myslexia?' My how we would look ignorant moron if we actually used the term like it was really a disorder."
by Lady Artemis August 15, 2009
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confarted

according to rabiya

1) Confused and farting and possibly drunk
2) To have farted with
3) Being comfortable on a PIA 747

Etymology:
1) Irish/Pakistani
2) Italian/German
3) Pakistani
1) Liam was very confarted after a few drinks
2) I confarted Scott
3) I was not very confartable on the PIA 747
by Miron Man October 6, 2008
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Concored

To be in a state of concern while feeling a conflicting sense of honor based on the subject of your concern.
My girlfriend said she really missed me last night, so she feel asleep to the saw movies... I'm kinda concored.
by Placibo August 12, 2018
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Connored

Becoming mentally and physically retarded after taking only a tiny amount of drugs, then pretending everything is fine.
"Faaaark cunt, John got absolutely connored last night! He had half a roundy, spewed on his lap and tried to fight the seccy"
by Jgav April 23, 2020
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Concurted

means your super pissed off and super disapointed
I am so concurted because of you, you bitch. I am so conned about you fricking hell.
by iibrxkenjay November 21, 2020
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Conjoined Twins

The act of tying together 2 sexual partners of the same gender for a threesome.
“Hey Ellie, my girlfriend wanted to try doing conjoined twins tonight, you still up for that threesome?”

“Only if I get to be the left side!”
by SexGuru89 April 6, 2023
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Ghost converted conservative

A person who held liberal beliefs but now have full blown switched to conservative. But have retained that they are still liberal.
Example: Joe: "Wow Jordan Peterson used to have pretty liberal ideas. Now he talks about God and capitalism, and that feminism is bad. What happened to him?"
Mark: "Yeah it's because he a ghost converted conservative."
by Jake Casper June 28, 2023
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