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Commidiot

One who sits in a committee with no knowledge of the subject but offers an opinion to justify their presence.
She/he had to pontificate for half an hour, trying to justify being present at the meeting. There's a half hour we'll never get back, thanks to that "commidiot!"
by Speider Schneider September 23, 2010
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comment collision

when you post a comment to someone's status update, and after refreshing you realize someone else made an almost identical comment at the same time.
JOHN DOE (status update): omg, can't wait to see Burlesque!
jane doe (comment, updated 8 seconds ago): it's showgirls 2!!!
jimmy doe (comment, updated 10 seconds ago): it's like the showgirls of our generation!
jane doe: omg, we just had a comment collision!
by krwlos1 September 4, 2010
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Covidiot

Relating to the 2020 Coronavirus (COVID19) Pandemic:

1. An idiot who can’t respect common sense and basic science enough to to help stop the spread of disease.

2. A person acting in a deranged manner due to the COVID19 outbreak.
1. A family of 5 Covidiots decided to ride their bikes around the neighborhood and extend my unemployment for another month.

2. The Covidiot bought 3 years’ worth of toilet paper to get them through the next 2 months of quarantine.
by ZmanIsTheMan3 April 20, 2020
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collision course

A great collaboration by linkin park and jay-z where jay-z's songs are combined with linkin park's songs to produce some good ones and some not so good ones
"We doin big pimping we spendin G's"
by observeranonymous : ) January 16, 2005
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s.s collision

Its a boat only for people that fail.
All aboard the s.s collision fail boat TOOT TOOT!!!
by jeff intal January 26, 2008
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Penile Collision

The accidental collision of two penises during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide.
Dude 1: "I was in a threesome last night."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."
by M0RPH3U5 August 25, 2011
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Covidiots

People not respecting other people during pandemic.
Some covidiots are hoarding and reselling bathroom tissue.
by Adventure Robb March 19, 2020
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