Anti-Cockwise

To not be familiar with sexual acts involving a penis.

Johnny: Did you have sex with that guy last night?

Bill: No ... I'm a man.

Johnny: You sir are Anti-Cockwise!

by CaptainObvious_69 June 2, 2011

Cocktionary

A dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.

Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:

"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid dictionary, I got my definition from my cocktionary"

The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.

by estebanz May 19, 2008

Cockmistress

A woman who is the mistress of all cocks. She knows how to handle them and how to treat them. She will do anything for a cock, no matter who it is.

guy 1- Dude, I need to get my dick sucked.
guy 2- Bro, just go ask Bekky, shes such a cockmistress.

by Shit on his cock August 1, 2008

Cockfished

When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends duck pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is

I had such high expectations from the dick pics. But it was tiny! I got totally cockfished

by Barkerdlr January 11, 2017

cocktwister

one who twists cocks

what are you doing, cocktwister!?

by secretface September 7, 2004

Cocktose Intolerant

A lesbian or person who has an aversion to peen.

friend 1: Dude, that girl is so hot!
friend 2: Man, don't waste your time. She rolls with those butchie's over there. That girl be cocktose intolerant!

by Chinesecognac February 6, 2010

cockfiscation

n. An extreme cockblocking. So severe that the intervenor ends up getting with the girl. What the fuck.

I thought things were going well... she was totally going to spossle my bossle, and then Tyler pulled a total cockfiscation. I hope she gave him venereal disease(s).

by Yueng December 16, 2004