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Cornetto Love Contest

A way of saying thanks when someone does something outrageous. Literally means "for that I will fuck you"
Dude, heres that 30 inch brass dildo you wanted.

shit man, cornetto love contest!
by Bipola July 27, 2010
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Second Cornetto

The sign of the second cornetto, most commonly seen at rock concerts and made by extending the index and little fingers while the middle two fingers are bent down and held in place by the thumb.
After pulling off a tricky solo, Angus saluted the baying crowd with the sign of the second cornetto.
by perumbo February 19, 2010
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Cornetto

meaning "Convenience Store", generally the type run by a person of Indian origin.

The reason for this usage is due to the film "Shaun of the Dead", where Shaun asks Ed if he wants anything from the shop, to which he replies "cornetto". The shop that Shaun then visits is a stereotypical representation of a cornetto.
Anything from the cornetto?
Yeah, a cornetto!
by Ryan Drake May 26, 2008
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Cornetto

Jaime had a Cornetto.
by Tacotuesday November 7, 2011
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Cockfetti

The result of drawing a big dick on a sheet of paper, tearing in to small pieces and then throwing it this way and that; like normal confetti, except with a dick drawing
Person 1: Look! That kid's throwing confetti everywhere. It's like Christmas!
Person 2: Uh, don't get too excited dude, that's cockfetti. That paper was once a dick sketch.
Person 1: Wow, that's let down.
Person 2:...yea, bummer
by kynit January 13, 2009
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cornetto

A brand of ice-cream vended in the UK and surrounding areas that is also a term for a long and agile penis.
Sit on my cornetto
I cornetto'd that bitch
by Lewis April 22, 2003
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Cockfetti

Pieces of tissue paper, that remain stuck to the penis after ejaculating into the tisssue and being tardy in removing it.
"Dude, I fell asleep with a tissue on my prick and woke up with cockfetti".
by kjbkjbjkbn February 27, 2011
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