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Cockbusted 

"Cockbusted" is a very versitile verb that can be used under any circumstances. It can be a substitue for "ownzed", "beaten", "ass-raped", almost anything you can think of.

It can also be used as a noun, such as; "I just got beaten by that cockbuster."

The word can also be modified to fit as certain situation, i.e. "There is alot of Cockbustage going on in Soul Caliber II today!"

It should be noted that the term "Cockbusted" was created on May 31st, 2003 by Jordan Speed.
"Damn, I was just cockbusted."

"You stupid cockbuster."
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cockbustle 

an area in which there are a larger concentration of cocks than is normal, an above average level of dickage.

or

a type of framework used to support the drapery of the back of a cock-dress (basically part of a cock-veil)
'Brian, you're going to have to ask Melvin, Barrington and Ricardo to leave my house son, one is not feeling the cockbustle we have going on here, there's only so much fanny to go round'

or 'Oh Duncan, that cockbustle arrangement really works on your cock-dress, you're going to be the belle of the cock-ball'
cockbustle by mattiojohn January 9, 2011

Cocknaught 

A man who has the abscence of balls or just a simple Fuckhead
Dude,you are an absolute Cocknaught!
Cocknaught by damnhotchilli January 22, 2007
When a man lays it on the table to trump his woman's decision
She was spending too much money so he put the cockbosh on it.
cockbosh by Allwoundup November 23, 2014

cockbrush 

Using a person's penis to maintain good oral hygeine.
Lemme put some toothpaste on your cockbrush. The coarse hairs are really good for removing plaque.
cockbrush by @non May 10, 2009

cockflush 

An adjective used to describe a situation reminiscent of the mess that comes (or rather cums) at the end of masturbation.
I spent the first half of saturday morning dealing with the cockflush.
cockflush by CanTheSpam January 17, 2006

Cockbush 

To stealthily entrap a friend/stranger/relative(?) in a situation whereby you antagonise them over a virtual medium (text, social network, etc.) until they decide to confront you due to frustration and/or the sake of theatrics; in accordance with their response the baiter then surprises the unsuspecting baitee with their emancipated genitalia.

The subsequent reaction to this unabashed exposure on the baitee's part may be subject to a time-delay, depending on the level of tension previously generated before the 'cockbush'.
"My housemate was totes baiting me for a cockbush! He well and truly flashed his dongle in my direction; how sullying."

"Beware that alleyway - cockbushers are known to target those inexperienced in the ways of cockbushing..."

"I cockbushed a total stranger, ergo my prison sentence."