cochando

To engage in copulation.

Anoche me la estava cochando cuando entro su mama.

by sandSStorm May 27, 2005

cock hand

A disease that occurs when a dude takes a leak holding his cock in his hand, then proceeds to leave the bathroom without washing.

Each person that man then shakes hands with is infected with cock hand.

Soap will kill all traces of the disease.

Mitch took a leak at taco bell, didn't wash and then proceeded to go back to making tacos. Damn now everyone is infected with cock hand.

by Lemon Lysol January 29, 2004

COCKSANDWICH

The act of placing a cock in between two slices of bread (whole wheat or potato, your choice) with any condiments (usually preferred mayonase or mustard) slathering them gently together to create a sandwich of cock, thus cocksandwich, after creating said cocksandwich, violently shove into the partners mouth while defacating on their chest and reaching a climax.

Dude I totally cocksandwiched sally she cried all the way home... I laughed.

by FLACE February 24, 2010

cockandballs

Referring to another person using a falsified story to make themselves feel big 'n' hard.

Jonny told me this cockandballs story about how he kicked the naff out of some bloke in church.

by G Bud December 21, 2007

cockhard

to go in big, act wide, spend and die.

Dude, Jeff went cockhard down to Vegas. Haven't seen him for a week.

by HurleyJohnson August 27, 2010

Cockband

Verb-The act of playing rockband with ones penis

I was cockbanding last night for 2 hours

by L j cooney February 18, 2011

CockandBallology

The study of cock and balls

I study CockandBallology in college

Or
I had an exam in CockandBallology today, it was about cock and ball torture

by JM⭐ October 4, 2021