My homeboy Gill threw a party and there were nothing but cockflossers rolling around. Keep your Gills Clean!
by Pfife Dogg July 7, 2008
Get the Cockflosser mug.To punish a woman via insertion of the penis. The action is usually enjoyed by the woman making it an apparent contradiction.
Woman you just knocked the Playstation plug out of the wall... drop your pants you're in for a good cockflogging.
by triggerjob June 10, 2009
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Expressing strong discontempt and/or disagreement. Often used in a jovial manner but can carry a hostile intent.
Cockly would I do that.
by youss April 26, 2014
Get the Cockly mug.Originally derived from the term "assflute", which in turn came from the famous exploratory scene in American Pie 2. Usually used by members of GenMay or other internet forums as a degrading insult.
Implies that the target would not only enjoy a flute up the anus but also a "cock".
Implies that the target would not only enjoy a flute up the anus but also a "cock".
1. "omgf stfu cockflute asstard isajeep"
2. Q: "What instrument does Todd play?"
A: "Probably the cockflute cuz he's ghey AM I RITE?"
2. Q: "What instrument does Todd play?"
A: "Probably the cockflute cuz he's ghey AM I RITE?"
by JustinBC December 8, 2005
Get the cockflute mug.Small pieces of cock hanging off of a central cock-like edifice. It is also used by me and friends as a "shotgun" substitute as the only thing winning over a call of shotgun for procuring the prestigious front right seat in an automobile.
"You're such a cockflange"
or
"Cockflange! The front seat is mine"
"Shotgun Cabinet!"
"Darn, you win"
or
"Cockflange! The front seat is mine"
"Shotgun Cabinet!"
"Darn, you win"
by Tim Snyder August 12, 2006
Get the cockflange mug.A container for cocks. Something which keeps cocks warm or cool. A flask full of cocks.
Also a derogatory term for someone who has acted either inappropriately or stupidly.
Also a derogatory term for someone who has acted either inappropriately or stupidly.
by Cocky McFlask December 31, 2008
Get the cockflask mug.When you're running or doing other exercise, with loose fitted, or no clothes around your nether regions, so that your manhood flops.
"Man, I was in the gym yesterday, and I only had a pair of boxers under my sweatpants! Everybody was staring at my massive cockflop!"
by Gram22 December 8, 2021
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