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Cockflosser

A whore with a big enough gap between her teeth that you can throw your dick between her choppers.
My homeboy Gill threw a party and there were nothing but cockflossers rolling around. Keep your Gills Clean!
by Pfife Dogg July 7, 2008
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Cockflog

To punish a woman via insertion of the penis. The action is usually enjoyed by the woman making it an apparent contradiction.
Woman you just knocked the Playstation plug out of the wall... drop your pants you're in for a good cockflogging.
by triggerjob June 10, 2009
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Cockly

Expressing strong discontempt and/or disagreement. Often used in a jovial manner but can carry a hostile intent.
Cockly would I do that.
by youss April 26, 2014
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cockflute

Originally derived from the term "assflute", which in turn came from the famous exploratory scene in American Pie 2. Usually used by members of GenMay or other internet forums as a degrading insult.

Implies that the target would not only enjoy a flute up the anus but also a "cock".
1. "omgf stfu cockflute asstard isajeep"

2. Q: "What instrument does Todd play?"
A: "Probably the cockflute cuz he's ghey AM I RITE?"
by JustinBC December 8, 2005
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cockflange

Small pieces of cock hanging off of a central cock-like edifice. It is also used by me and friends as a "shotgun" substitute as the only thing winning over a call of shotgun for procuring the prestigious front right seat in an automobile.
"You're such a cockflange"
or
"Cockflange! The front seat is mine"
"Shotgun Cabinet!"
"Darn, you win"
by Tim Snyder August 12, 2006
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cockflask

A container for cocks. Something which keeps cocks warm or cool. A flask full of cocks.

Also a derogatory term for someone who has acted either inappropriately or stupidly.
You stupid cockflask.
Show us your cockflask.
I kicked her right in the cockflask.
by Cocky McFlask December 31, 2008
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Cockflop

When you're running or doing other exercise, with loose fitted, or no clothes around your nether regions, so that your manhood flops.
"Man, I was in the gym yesterday, and I only had a pair of boxers under my sweatpants! Everybody was staring at my massive cockflop!"
by Gram22 December 8, 2021
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