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human cockroach 

A malicious individual who creates negative energy, irrespective of whether it's given negative energy. The Human Cockroach is never true to themselves which makes them as fake as a body implant. The Human Cockroach tends to be liars, opportunist, ego centric, deceivers, manipulators, not trust worthy and they always have a motive for everything In summary is just *pest*...like its counterpart in the animal kingdom
Fake individuals opposite of good who walk on the planet Earth - Human Cockroach

Cockroachy 

A word used to describe the characteristics of a cockroach.
My boss is a cockroachy bastard.
Cockroachy by MRedRaider August 3, 2009

Cockroach 

A cockroach is a disgusting fucking insect that originally came from the deepest, darkest, slimiest, smelliest pits of hell.

They are an abomination!
If you end up seeing even one, JUST one, cockroach crawling around your house, then keep in mind that there are possibly hundreds more hiding inside cracks or walls.
Cockroach by Striker122 May 13, 2010

cockroach 

A scary-ass bug.
You squash one and two more come crawling out of the wall.
cockroach by Luka April 21, 2004

cockroach delivery 

A common practice seen during Pandemic Life where hole-in-the-wall dive restaurants deliver their regular filthy food, complete with their regular cockroaches, to your door.
Hey you guys, Gino’s has contactless cockroach delivery; lets get us some calzones and pizzas!

Cockroach Wife Syndrome 

A form of conditioning which can manifest in teenage boys or adult men, almost always gamers, who interact with women so rarely their primary reference for how a woman looks is fiction, e.g. anime and video game waifus. Due to prolonged masturbation to exclusively fictional women with exaggerated appearances as are commonly featured in hentai and blender porn, they have conditioned themselves to find non-fictional women, or fictional characters who more closely resemble a real human woman, to be unattractive, even ugly. Named after reddit user I-Love-Roach, who conditioned himself to only be attracted to his fictional cockroach wife, Ogtha.
"I just thought the new model they use for Bayonetta was too fat, do I have Cockroach Wife Syndrome?"