clummysnash

v. when you slam a watermelon on a young child

"Please spell the word clummysnash."

by lilfemnist2003 March 9, 2020

Clumf

A word meant to mean nothing and everything.

Guy one: *hits blunt*
Guy one: bro, clumf....
Guy 2: *hits other blunt*
Guy 2: Duuuuudeeeeee.............

by Zudexa January 10, 2022

clumsy

a stupid overplayed song by fergie

"you got me trippen *ooh stumblin *ooh sinkin ooh* fumblin ohh* clumsy cuz im fallin in love" gay gay gay!

by auti April 21, 2008

Clumpy

Used to describe someone who fat, but not really round. The fat clumps in different places, making him or her look lumpy or made out of play-doh.

"Dude, did you see that hambeast walk by? It was one clumpy motherfucker."

by zipzapzookie August 3, 2008

clumpy bones

A guy who usually lives in the East County or Tierrasanta and loves fat chicks, driving lifted trucks, Rob Dyrdek and the "Bung-Flesh".

Other words to call these people:
-Mr. Bones
-Senor Klumpy
-Klec Klac Klumpy Bonez

"Did you hear Clumpy Bones shaves his cornpop?"
-"No. Why does he do that?"

"Because, he likes it extra smooth for F.K."
-"Oh weird, I heard she's on the next episode of Pussy's Pussy."

by Skully the skullmeister March 8, 2010

Clumzy

To be turnt,inspired, and fairly unbalanced.

My favorite rappers are Clumzy.

by The Clumzy’s May 8, 2018

Clumpy blood cock

The term used to describe ones cock after engaging in sexual intercourse at the apex of the females menstrual cycle. (Usually referred to as the dreaded day 2 by females). The word "clumpy" is used to describe the texture of the menstrual blood flow as it usually is filled with clumps of flesh from the uterual lining of the vagina. This lining is clumpy and loves to stick to the tip of the males cock. The origins of this unique act of nature can be traced back as early as 500 AD due in part to the great records keeping of Sir Elmer Clumpy Blood Cock. In history Sir elmer clumpy blood cock is given credit as the 1st man to engage in ritualisic intercourse during the female menstrual cycle. It was believed that having a bloody cock conjured up magical powers in the cock and provided a level 5 protection spell against demons. Today clumply blood cock is a normal act practiced by young & old around the world.

Elmer-"hey shania! You think you can kick me down with some clumpy blood cock?" Shania-"that depends. You think you can dirty up your cock in my ass 1st?". Elmer-"oh yeah baby! I'll push your shit in before you bloody my cock". Shania-"then you'll get your clumpy blood cock for sure."

by jujuman74 May 5, 2010