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Doing something ignorant or otherwise ridiculous.
(Someone stacking heavy bags on top of smaller boxes) "Derrick stop clownin' man!"
clownin' by DaveMApprentice June 30, 2007

cleanskin 

A person with no tattoos. (Named after cleanskin wines. A cleanskin wine is a bottle of wine with no brand or label apart from one to tell you the variety of grape used, but never the name of the winery producing it.)
Man: So do you have any tattoos?
Stripper: Nope, I'm a cleanskin, cant you tell?
cleanskin by SpunkierRat March 21, 2009

Clowning On 

The art of beating anybody in anything. Clowning is the term one wishes to use when expressing the utmost dominance. Can be used in a similar fashion as words such as "pwning".
Marquette clowned on Notre Dame last week at Notre Dame.

Texas got clowned on by Kansas State the other day.

UConn is clowning on Louisville right now.

Clowning On by RKlem February 2, 2009

Coonskin cap 

A female pubic hair style that consists of a large frontal bush with a connecting thin bush that trails over her taint and up her gluteal cleft; thus, resembling the hat fashioned from the skin and fur of a raccoon. The "coonskin cap" was a popular style among women in the mid to late nineteenth century and 1970s, and is commonly seen in retro pornography.
Your mom's coonskin cap makes her vagina look like Davy Crockett.
Coonskin cap by hot whiskey July 11, 2010

straight clownin 

When someone is acting like a straight clown, usually by saying stupid things and by acting like whatever they do is funny. This is usually performed by frat boys, or by young kids who think they are cool, and anyone else who is just a clown.
Those fucking guys are straight clownin.
straight clownin by anusman2009 October 31, 2009

Clownsona 

A Clownsona is a Clown personality that anyone can create and customize to represent themselves in Clown form.
"Why don't you create a Clownsona?"

"Clownsonas are a type of persona."
Clownsona by SymbolTheClown May 16, 2017