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Confartation

(noun) A confrontation that ensues between two or more people after one has (intentionally or unintentionally) broke wind, usually to express displeasure regarding the alleged fart. Confartations rarely turn violent.
Guy 1: *sniff* Nigga you farted?
Guy 2: Nigga why you up in my shit? I farted in my pants not your face. Don't make your good sense of smell my problem
Guy 3: Hey are ya'll having a confartation?
by Qui Vive May 19, 2014
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clownface

The act of emitting male ejaculate on a female's face, and then delivering a quick punch to her nose, causing a nosebleed.
Yeah, I finally gave her a clownface last night. She hadn't consented, so she was rather upset with me. The good news, however, is that now I only need to pull off the Dirty Sanchez.
by jniz March 2, 2008
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clownface

See Strawberry cheesecake or Cherry danish but it is the same thing. The Pirate is another sexual act with which I was unfamiliar until I saw this website but I recommend reading up on it and by the way, practice DOES make perfect!!!
She deserved it. Give your girlfriend a clownface tonight!!!! She'll never call you a fucking slacker again!!
by Fox JK November 12, 2006
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Lincoln Clowncar

An old car, beat up car, opposite of a "fatty q-ship"; derived from the Lincoln Towncar.
Joe "I just bought a Lincoln Clowncar from Ricky for 300 bones."
by Neo June 15, 2003
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clowncar

A particularly whorish slut, whose body is a vehicle for 3 or more dicks in a given session.
Really, the bitch is just chock full of dicks all the time. She's such a clowncar.
by m. fire! December 3, 2007
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clownface

Something that is not correct (just plain wrong)...goofy..Obivious to the most casual observer not right!
This situation has "clown face" written all over it. ...
by Anonymous April 17, 2003
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Clown Fart

A white kid who is really white farts an then giggles afterwards; Gay fart
Patrick stood up an let out a clown fart, then giggled like a fat dick.
by JR October 29, 2004
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