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Clothes-Plough 

When you really cannot be bothered to tidy the clothes from your bedroom floor, so you use your foot to 'plough' them into a little pile. Very useful if you need to get to the door/bed/wardrobe, and you need to make clothes-free routes!

A method very popular with students the world over.
Housemate 1: I can't even get into my bedroom. There are too many clothes on the floor!
Housemate 2: Mate, you totes need to Clothes-Plough!
Housemate 3: Plough dems clothes!

clothes stalking 

The act of constantly checking for an item (usually a clothing item) either online or in stores in waiting for it to go on sale.

People guilty of clothes stalking can be found jotting down the item number for the item to be "stalked" and keeping the product number (in their phone, blackberry, notepad etc) for future reference. They may be seen calling customer service, checking in with the store, and then calling up other stores in your state/out of state periodically to ask about product #: xxxxx to check on the current price of the item they are trying to stalk (in hopes that the product has been marked down.)
As soon as Jacqueline saw those 6 inch satin pumps from bebe she knew she just had to have them! However she wasn't willing to pay $200 for them. She clothes stalked the shoes every other day for two months waiting for it to go on sale, and when it finally was 60% off she bought them!

Amy wanted that black dress in the window display of Macy's but after she saw the price tag she decided that $80 wasn't worth it. "I think I'll just clothes stalk this dress whenever I happen to pass Macy's... If it goes down to $30 I guess I'll buy it!"

Heather was such a cheapskate, she never paid retail, and always only bought from clearance. Because she always waited so long for something to go on clearance, many styles would always sell out due to her excessive clothes stalking habits.
clothes stalking by MzMadh July 14, 2010

clothes island 

Before entering the shower, you take off your clothes and pile them together on the ground just outside the bathtub.

By doing this, it absorbs any traces of water when you step out after you have finished showering, so the ground doesn't get as wet.
I piled my clothes on the ground outside the bathtub forming a "clothes island" so the ground doesn't get as wet when I step out.
clothes island by Clothes Island September 13, 2011

Clothes-on love 

A feeling of attraction towards someone whom you would never want to see naked.
I am in clothes-on love with Jamie Bell. He is adorable, but since I am a lesbian I do not want to even see him shirtless.

or

I may be a straight guy, but I could see myself in a relationship with Ewan McGregor. Our clothes-on love could transcend all obstacles.
Clothes-on love by ShoeMask November 18, 2010

clothes whore

A person obsessed with shopping and acquiring items of clothing. Modern day twist on dated phrase clothes horse.
Bobby went back to the outlet mall and bought another shirt from Amarni Exchange, he is a real clothes whore.

Clothes sex 

Hevy petting combind with dry humping. Ya you RELLY want to go all the way, but you " have morals", or the parents are comeing home too soon. =o
we were haveing clothes sex then the door started to open, thank GOD i had my pants on.
Clothes sex by Baughan August 19, 2007