clenching

To hold a shit in for a long time, especially when it's not an appropriate time to take a dump.

I've been clenching ever since I got to work.

by superhog May 24, 2006

the old king clancy

It's the same as a Sacremento Turtleneck but with maple syrup

The old king Clancy is a Canadian sex act

by King Clancy May 5, 2018

Clenched penis

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie

Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"

by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016

fanny clenching

When a women watches either a really scary film or a bit in a film which has a tense or climatic part to it, tends to clench her fanny together tight from excitment and nerves. The women may also squeeze her thighs tighly and also her asre cheeks too.

' Oh my god i couldnt keep still watching that film, it was so fanny clenching'

by Carina Crolla May 13, 2005

Tom Clancy's Penis

Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.

Conversation between two hookers:

"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."

"How was it?"

"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"

by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006

Buckingham Clench

When you feel as if you are about to break wind and just as you begin to attempt to pass it, you feel a sudden moist feeling on the edge of your butt cheeks. At this point you come to realize this may not be what you first thought it was and not wanting to turn the back of your legs into a chocolate waterfall, You snap at attention. Immediately clenching your buttcheeks tightly together to avoid any spillage and keeping a firm rigid stance, like a Buckingham Guard. With a cold sweat beginning to form and the feeling of a sharp stabbing sensation in your lower abdomen, you must continue to stay in this position until the pain subsides and you can get to a toilet.

1. As I started to pass gas, I felt a moist sensation and immediately snapped into a Buckingham Clench.
2. As I snapped into a Buckingham Clench, it was quite obvious that this was no laughing matter and despite onlookers gawking and poking and prodding at me, I knew I could not unclench or I would soil myself.
3. Not wanting to crap my pants, I immediately bore the Buckingham Clench in an attempt to hold it all in.

by max nova July 3, 2009

fart clencher

The act of building up intestinal gas and then creating a small passage between butt cheeks and realeasing the built up gases to create a very powerful and loud fart.

I released an incredibly powerful fart clencher in Brooks face.

by Keatswords June 23, 2014