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chubmaster

(n.) an individual, usually male, who is prone to becoming erect (or "busting a chubby") in the presence of a large group of people.
The other night at The Arch, Sting started to get aroused and Grizz acused him of being the chubmaster, much to Sting's disgust.
by GrisolMtish January 20, 2006
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Rusty Chumper

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.
I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!
by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010
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ChugMaster 3000

A person who can chug a 40 oz bottle of beer/malt liquor under 30.00 seconds, hence 3000.
"Wow, he downed that 40. Unreal. Chugmaster 3000"

"Chugmaster 3000 is fucked up.
" Yeah, he chugged a 40, what do you expect?"

"22 seconds! That's a new record for chugmaster 3000!"
by Beer Chugger/College Student August 12, 2012
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Chripster

Christians who think they are hipsters.

See Urban Dictionary definition for "Hipsters"

They wear tie-dye and Toms, are obsessed with their bikes, have rat tails, play guitars but also try to convert everyone to Christianity.
Did you see those Chripsters on campus today? At first I thought they were hipsters but then they tried convert me to Christianity.
by ks8er August 26, 2012
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chubster

some one who is proud to be a fatty mcfatfat
by Anonymous February 11, 2003
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Chumpstain

A shit smear on your asscrack or in your drawers that includes a non-shit chunk. Said chunk can consist of chile seeds, any tree nut, undigested items (including paper, metal and wood), Capt'n Crunch and more. This does not include klingons.
I hate doing laundry because dad always has chumpstains in his underpants.

Dude, I went to eat Erin's pussy and the bitch had a gnar chumpstain! She must wipe from back to front.
by archscientist March 2, 2010
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humpsterbate

the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same hip motion as sexual intercourse.
Rod The Bod found he ejaculated quicker whilst humpsterbating
by ryan December 1, 2004
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