Chromebook

Horrible computer with awful hardware running on the worst operating system of all time. It is sometimes referred to as a lagbook.

I used to use a chromebook, now i use a windows 11 computer like a normal person

by dhar woman July 7, 2022

chaumpy

Something referred to by a word, a symbol, a sign, or an idea; a referent.

Yo pass me that chaumpy over there!

by Tim Ackart December 25, 2008

In-Cherum

In-Cherum is the word to describe the centre of the centre. Being in the exact middle.

The In-cherum was exactly 43 metres from the edges. Thus this is the In-Cherum of the building.

by Deazy March 17, 2009

we chrome

used in defining a team's performance in sports. We are shiny. We are strong. We are protective.
We win because we chrome.

The New York Giants 2022 team motto: We Chrome.

by stonedinvestor October 3, 2022

Chrome Zealot

A believer in a vaperware operating system designed by an advertising conglomerate front to a government project. These zealots claim their roots in a rarely used member of Web 2.0 technologies, the Chrome internet browser. The browser origins derived from a CIA scheme to gather intelligence on consumers using spyware to predict market swings, binge drinking at urban raves, rises in online discussions of conspiracy theories, trends in the porn industry, and communist activity in the far east. These believers, found in universities, wear the traditional rainbow colored suspenders indicative of the clan, and greet each other with the phrase “epic fail” followed by a rubbing of the left elbows. The FBI, perpetually suspicious of the CIA tricks against American citizens, invested millions in investigating the browser’s intelligence gathering activities but abandoned the case when cult membership dwindled to several dozen members. As the FBI director put it before the senate intelligence committee, “what can you expect from commi’s turned capitalists…it’s a total piece of shit. It serves the CIA right for putting Russians in charge of the project. It’s an epic boondoggle, a violation of the constitution, and a waste of money. The money would be better spent on electric mini-bikes, proving Joe Biden is Jimmy Hoffa, and a wax museum showcasing the late J. Edgar Hoover estate’s rare collection of pantyhose, corsets, and early twentieth century braziers.”

"No, I couldn't view the video you sent me. I'm a chrome zealot."

by stthomas_a_keen_ass October 6, 2009

chrome://newtab

When you somehow got the link to a new tab, copied it, and pasted it here just to see if some guy has already made a definition of it.

(Don't worry, i did that too)

type chrome://newtab on a new tab to open a new tab

by YourAvgGuy September 10, 2023

ChromeBook

The chromebook is the all time worst os and laptop ever running so badly windows 0.0.1 could run better

"Oh look a Chromebook luckily my laptop running mac os 2 can run better"

by TheSavageSandwich August 19, 2018