The people at your church who only come to church on Christmas and Easter and take up the whole sanctuary.
person 1: Why is the church so full today?
person 2: It’s Easter so all the christmeasters are here.
person 1: That explains why there are no seats.
person 2: It’s Easter so all the christmeasters are here.
person 1: That explains why there are no seats.
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Hypocritical bigots who reject any alternative view to their own. Believing in cencorship of freedom of thought and speech. Are prejudice to people who do not follow christianity, that they are bad people. Basically, a not very nice bunch of people who will be held responsible for the downfall of planet earth.
Athiest: You know what, the bible actually is a load of crap
Christofascist: YOURE GOING TO HELLZ OMG. PRAISE THE LORD. ALLOW JESUS INTO YOURE LIFE PLEASE. IGNORE THE BIBLE, WELL CONTINUE TO ADD MORE TO THE BIBLE UNTIL EVENTUALLY IT ACTUALLY IS IN ALIGNMENT TO SCIENCE AND EVOLUTION. THE MORE WE KNOW THE LESS WE MAKE SENSE BUT IM GONNA SUC K GODS ASS TO GET TO HEAVEN SO I CAN NOT FUCK ANYONE FOR ALL ETERNITY. WOOO YEAHH. RELIGION MAN.
Christofascist: YOURE GOING TO HELLZ OMG. PRAISE THE LORD. ALLOW JESUS INTO YOURE LIFE PLEASE. IGNORE THE BIBLE, WELL CONTINUE TO ADD MORE TO THE BIBLE UNTIL EVENTUALLY IT ACTUALLY IS IN ALIGNMENT TO SCIENCE AND EVOLUTION. THE MORE WE KNOW THE LESS WE MAKE SENSE BUT IM GONNA SUC K GODS ASS TO GET TO HEAVEN SO I CAN NOT FUCK ANYONE FOR ALL ETERNITY. WOOO YEAHH. RELIGION MAN.
by Geoffofdoom March 12, 2009
Get the Christofascist mug.A religious group who believe in one eternal God and His son Jesus Christ who was born a mortal man by Mary, loved, died and was raised to immortality. Christadelphians await Jesus Christ’s return to the Earth to establish God’s Kingdom on Earth. All those who believe in God and His ways as outlined in the Bible will be accepted into God Kingdom. Those who do not, will be rejected.
Christadelphians do not believe in the devil or heaven going, along with many other unscriptural Christian beliefs. All Christadelphian beliefs are based on the Bible only.
Christadelphians do not believe in the devil or heaven going, along with many other unscriptural Christian beliefs. All Christadelphian beliefs are based on the Bible only.
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by Kftrwgxvyuon May 10, 2018
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a) cannot use technology to save his life
b) enjoys really, really big (fullstrength) beers
a) cannot use technology to save his life
b) enjoys really, really big (fullstrength) beers
man did you see that christobeer try to use the GPS? what a nelly
that guy just tried to facebook post on your wall but wrote on his own status instead. what a christobeer...
that guy just tried to facebook post on your wall but wrote on his own status instead. what a christobeer...
by blinjohns23 November 11, 2010
Get the christobeer mug.The creeping, legal erosion of constitutional rights by the acts of religious-minded government officials and Supreme Court justices that is transforming the United States into a country controlled by a minority view rather than the will of the people.
Oh, shit. Look behind us!
Who is it?
It’s the goddam abortion police; they’re checking for people trying to cross state lines to obtain reproductive health care.
Seriously!?
Yup! They’ve also got pregnancy check-points set up between states.
That’s christofascist bullshit!
Yeah, it is. Get out of the car, NOW! I ain’t going to jail for attempted murder.
Who is it?
It’s the goddam abortion police; they’re checking for people trying to cross state lines to obtain reproductive health care.
Seriously!?
Yup! They’ve also got pregnancy check-points set up between states.
That’s christofascist bullshit!
Yeah, it is. Get out of the car, NOW! I ain’t going to jail for attempted murder.
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