El Pollo Chokehold

A masturbatory position which involves a firm grip and a rubber chicken

My mom walked in me the other day while I was doing the El Pollo Chokehold...so embarassing.

by -A! October 9, 2008

Virginia Chokehold

While a ticklish woman is in missionary position at the foot of the bed, the man lifts her legs to his shoulders and inserts his penis into her anal cavity. With the base of his thumbs pressed into her pelvis, he begins to use his fingers to tickle the woman relentlessly as she is being dragged of the foot of the bed. Upon hanging, she will straighten her legs in front of her simulating the man's penis while really it's acting as a clinch to assist in her grip strength as well as the tickle spasms from her partner. Orgasms break the hold due to loss of traction.

"Hey Chad, why won't my mom look at you since last night? She is acting weird around you."

" I know we planned to go out bro, but your mom was drunk and she wanted anal. I was railing her and Ace Ventura was on the TV. She was laughing and your cat bit my Achilles tendon and I yanked your mom off the bed and she was hanging by my cock."

" BRO THAT'S MY MOM!"

" Yeah, she's mad at me cause I turned off the TV. After that Virginia Chokehold, she's now your mom with a lump on her head."

by XCloakedSensesX December 29, 2022

liberian chokehold

when you choke someone out your penis

Martin: Bro I put my girl in a liberian chokehold yesterday she loved it
Lawrence: damn i wish i had enough inches do for it

by Themothboss February 20, 2025

Colombian Chokehold

When a girl farts, shits, cums, and queefs into a jar. Then you let it ferment for 3 months and sniff it to get high.

God damn that Colombian Chokehold got me high last night.

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Phalangical Chokehold

That moment when she’s wacking your peen and stops infinitesimally to pop her knuckles while still having a tight grip on your meat hose.

Man Stephanie was great last night but she put me in a hell of a phalangical chokehold!

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss October 13, 2021

New York Chokehold

When you cum in a girls mouth while she is midsentence and scream a joe pesci quote.

Hoss: you wanna know what I did?
Moe: whats that?
Hoss: I gave that bitch a New York Chokehold.

by akarr May 13, 2016

Double Gonzo Vampiric Chokehold

When its a relational Infinite Retard Loop based emotional mexican shootout with a chic and her codependent enabler friends and some random dude who thinks he is a telepath but secretly gheyyyy.

Dayum, girl that situation was a double gonzo vampiric chokehold

by thehappytwo March 12, 2025