The Turder

The Turder is when someone takes another person's shit, cooks it until hard, and sucks on it.

At the party, we each had the Turder

by itsmenotjames April 12, 2024

Egyptian Earthquake

Giving somebody backshots so hard that their toes curl up and rip the sheets.

I gave Jackie an Egyptian Earthquake last night. She loved it so much!

by itsmenotjames December 06, 2024

Gongingashite

Slang which stems from the German "verdammte sheiße" (damned shit). It has a similar meaning to "damn it".

Gongingashite, I forgot my wallet on the bus.

by itsmenotjames February 21, 2024

Moroccan Chicken Broth

When you cook a bunch of foreskin, vaginal fluids, semen, and poop and turn it into broth.

I just made a Moroccan Chicken Broth Last Night Because I was bored.

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

Nigerian Salad Bowl

the process of dipping a dick into a dirty anus filled with peanut butter and jelly. Then another participant, usually female, licks this mixture off of the head.

We had such a good night last night, we all shared a nigerian salad bowl

by itsmenotjames April 11, 2024

Why it's christmas

You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)

I just had to give the talk to my son and tell him why it's Christmas.

by itsmenotjames December 08, 2024

Family Feud

You have 10 dudes to gangbang a girl where all of them cum inside of her. And you wait 2 months and see who the Father of the baby is.

I invited my friends over to play family feud with my girlfriend.

by itsmenotjames December 06, 2024