itsmenotjames's definitions

French Vasectomy

When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.

Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

Moroccan Chicken Broth

When you cook a bunch of foreskin, vaginal fluids, semen, and poop and turn it into broth.

I just made a Moroccan Chicken Broth Last Night Because I was bored.

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

Egyptian Earthquake

Giving somebody backshots so hard that their toes curl up and rip the sheets.

I gave Jackie an Egyptian Earthquake last night. She loved it so much!

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Colombian Chokehold

When a girl farts, shits, cums, and queefs into a jar. Then you let it ferment for 3 months and sniff it to get high.

God damn that Colombian Chokehold got me high last night.

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Nitrogen Bomb

Where you fill someone's asshole with Liquid Nitrogen and tape it shut until it soaks into their rectum. Then you wrap your dick in breath strips and fuck them until they obtain frostbite throughout their intestines and your dick falls off.

My girl was pissing me off so I made her do the nitrogen bomb with me.

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Alaskan Snowsock

When you cum in a sock, let it ferment for 2 days, then stick a popsickle stick in it, freeze it, take it out of the sock and stick it in your girl's pussy and let it impregnate her.

I gave your mom the alaskan snowsock last night

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Family Feud

You have 10 dudes to gangbang a girl where all of them cum inside of her. And you wait 2 months and see who the Father of the baby is.

I invited my friends over to play family feud with my girlfriend.

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024