itsmenotjames's definitions

Moroccan Chicken Broth

When you cook a bunch of foreskin, vaginal fluids, semen, and poop and turn it into broth.

I just made a Moroccan Chicken Broth Last Night Because I was bored.

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

Colombian Chokehold

When a girl farts, shits, cums, and queefs into a jar. Then you let it ferment for 3 months and sniff it to get high.

God damn that Colombian Chokehold got me high last night.

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Family Feud

You have 10 dudes to gangbang a girl where all of them cum inside of her. And you wait 2 months and see who the Father of the baby is.

I invited my friends over to play family feud with my girlfriend.

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Gongingashite

Slang which stems from the German "verdammte sheiße" (damned shit). It has a similar meaning to "damn it".

Gongingashite, I forgot my wallet on the bus.

by itsmenotjames February 21, 2024

French Vasectomy

When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.

Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

Nigerian Salad Bowl

the process of dipping a dick into a dirty anus filled with peanut butter and jelly. Then another participant, usually female, licks this mixture off of the head.

We had such a good night last night, we all shared a nigerian salad bowl

by itsmenotjames April 11, 2024

Alaskan Snowsock

When you cum in a sock, let it ferment for 2 days, then stick a popsickle stick in it, freeze it, take it out of the sock and stick it in your girl's pussy and let it impregnate her.

I gave your mom the alaskan snowsock last night

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024