chestnut jordans

The "phantom shits"; the painful feeling of having to take a shit after you are hit in the balls. Sometimes occurs with blueballs as well.

"Damn dude ever since BP hit me in the nuts I've had the worst case of chestnut jordans"

by Smellllllly December 14, 2008

Chestnutsack

A nutsack found roasting over an open fire.

Steve: Ugggh... I was sooo drunk at the campout last night.
Carl: Really? Let me see your balls.
Steve: What?
Carl: Don't worry, just pull 'em out.

Steve cautiously pulls out his testicles, slowly, one by one.

Carl: Ahhh, just what I suspected, you've got a chestnutsack.
Steve: What does that m--
Carl: You turned your balls into marshmallows, thats what it means.
Steve: Well... shit.

by youreceivethehole7 August 6, 2009

Joey Chestnut

The #1 ranked competitive eater in the world!
Kicked Kobayashi's ass.
66 hot dogs in 12 minutes.
Straight from 707!

Joey Chestnut is my hero!

by Cripple in da 651 April 7, 2008

chesnutin

Inviting friends and family to what they think is your engagement party just to surprise them with your actual wedding.

Nichole and John chesnutin their family and friends on January 13th.

by PheLaReu January 16, 2018

chestnut

when a man ejaculates onto the breasts of a female sex partner

When he knew he was about to cum he pointed his dick right at her huge tits. They both knew a chestnut was imminent.

by Marchel March 20, 2013

Chestnut Face

It is a term referring to a man who has a hot body, but has an ugly face. It is a play on words, implying the phrase "chest, not face", meaning his body is attractive, but not his face.

It is the male equivalent for the commonly used term "butter face" used to describe girls with attractive bodies and ugly faces. Both terms use a food word before the word "face", but sound like another word describing the looks of the person.

Michael Phelps has a nice body, but he is a total chestnut face. So is 'The Situation' from the show Jersey Shore.

by Iliveonearth October 9, 2010

The Ultimate North Star Dragon Fist of the Western Solar Havoc Wind Strike Fear Shattering Chestnut Punch

LenKu's ultimate move, in which the oppenent is hit with a firery uppercut and then ingulfed in a hurricane of flames, immobilizing them.

"Dude, is LenKu still trying to hit people with that ridiculous attack?"
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"That attack takes way to long to say...By the the time your done yelling it your to out of breath to actually do it."

by LenKu Amada May 10, 2004