Cheater's Funeral

You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.

Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:

Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.

Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.

Buddy: No problem.

by HunterQT January 28, 2013

Cheat Engine

A program or device which hacks games, applications, etc to benefit you which often gets you banned if you are caught using it.

I increased my scores and health using a cheat engine in this video game and was banned by a moderator.

by rfrsiopgjdog January 11, 2015

The Cheat

(1) The one who's always giving Strong Bad a hand.

(2) The one who's always messing up Homestar's plans.

(3) The one who's gonna start a rock'n'roll band.

(4) The one who's making out with Marzipan.

(5) The man that looks like The Cheat.

(6) The one with yellow feet.

(7) The dude that moves to the beat.

(8) Not the guy from 21 Jump St.

by Ian Maxwell March 9, 2003

Before He Cheats

The name of an awful song by none other than Carrie Underwood, who might as well be the utter nadir of music. This song comprises the absolute worst music in recorded history. No words can describe the torment of listening to pop country music, including this trash. I curse the day that Carrie won American Idol. In all seriousness, this song blows for how noble, proud and strong she tries to be on this one. Everything I said here is in reverse too. I mean, she's elevating herself from the basic visceral joy imagining busting somebody's overdetailed four-wheel drive! This doesn't make her seem strong, independent or respectable at all; she is weak, impulsive, vulnerable, thoughtless and immature for choosing to bust her boyfriend's truck in half a dozen ways. Break up with him instead, Carrie!

"Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats..."

by Super Tips March 24, 2023

Daddy is cheat My mother

Mom is Leaving , My dad is not care bout me at all , i continue be a Selfish baby adult no job , Everyday urban dictionary talk trash i been wasting my life 5 years. waste money on collegue

Daddy is cheat My mother

by Whoarereallycare August 31, 2023

This Game Cheats

What most people yell at there video games when the CPU seems to be cheating. This usually happens when the CPU does something no one could possibly pull off and/or is being completely unfair.

Markus: OMG THIS GAME CHEATS IT KEEPS SCORING SHOTS FROM LIKE HALF COURT.
Sane Individual: How can the game be cheating at itself.
Markus: I... I don't know...

by Alex the Chao November 16, 2009

Cheater

noun

1.) Scum. Trash. Whore.

2.) Someone who resembles or is in the process of resembling a dirty diaper.

3.) A person that is not a fan or gets along with Carrie Underwood.

4.) That guy named Steve who always peaks at your Uno cards.

The relationship between a cheater and their cheaty is best described through a poem.

Ahem.

The Only Color that Mattered (as read in a British accent)

I didn’t know what colors were
Until that moment I met you.
Taking my hand you showed me
How the green trees could swim

Through the blue waters of the sky.
How the orange light can shimmer off
The bronze puddles in the backyard.
How the night’s black air could turn
Into a grey dawn of blissful serenity.
But then you decided cheat on me.
So now the only color I can see
Is the brown shit I left on the hood of your car.

by pudgyboymike May 5, 2014