chotched

the end result of too many alcoholic beverages. can also be spelled chatched, but thats lame.

man i had like 20 appletinis, im so fucking chotched.
The other night i was so chotched, i spelled it chatched, how gay was that.

by Ryan and Jeremy September 21, 2007

chatch

n. A chatch is someone unimportant, worthless, laughable, or annoying. The word chatch is usually conveyed with a tone of disdain or disrespect. Chatch often appears in the form of the phrase "some chatch" meaning "someone so unimportant that he isn't deserving of description." When used to convey annoyance with a male, it could be substituted for the word "bitch," but the word "chatch" also implies arrogance of the speaker. Chatch almost always is used to describe a male; the female variation is chitch.

1. Q: "Who called you yesterday?"
A: "I don't know. It was some chatch."

2. "That drunk guy just pissed all over himself. What a chatch."

3. "I don't want to lend you my car, I just washed it."
"Dude, don't be a chatch."

by artythesmarty May 24, 2013

Chacher

Having a sexual relationship with your dog

Person 1:Hey where’s Jonah
Person 2: oh he’s hanging out with the chacher
Person 1: ewww

by Santiago Calzadillas my hero September 28, 2020

Chauche

A guy who trys too hard to get girls to notice him, similar to a tool or a douche.

God, look at that guy taking his shirt off, he's suck a fucking chauche

by ENIWUNEJ October 30, 2011

cum catchers

Incredibly fake eye lashes. They generally make women appear far more attractive. Falls into the maintenance category of yet another thing a women must find time to do in order to receive penis. Most women find it makes them more attractive but the only purpose they serve is to catch cum that is dripping of their forehead. In cases of extreme accuracy it may block what would be a direct eye hit during a facial.

After Blondie and I left the bar she went down on me! Bro I glazed her cum catchers!

My boyfriend tried to blind me last night but thankfully my cum catchers protected my eyes.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019

lefty's catcher's mitt

something you think is real, when actually it isnt

phoniness, net, jargon,

used in net jargon

basically a lefty's catcher's mitt

by TheLaughingMan May 22, 2007

batter catcher

or shortened to batcher. when orally pleasuring a female she will produce fluid or lady batter. this batter then falls down the chin of the person doing the pleasuring. any hair just under the lip is known as the batter catcher or batcher

hey man, whats that you got in your batter catcher?

by batcher April 15, 2008