Cattywampus Booty

The act of having a huge ass that is lopsided. One ass cheek that is fat as fuck and then the other even larger and wasting space.

Hey look at her, she had one normal cheek and one saggy ass cheek. Nice Cattywampus booty.

I saw this type of booty at Walmart #5389. Slap that ass!!

by ironeagle3905 November 25, 2011

Cattywampus

when you let your friend blow a load on your pinky toe

Bro 1 - Hey bro I've thought about it a lot and I'm gonna let you blow a load on my pinky toe.
Bro 2 - Omg bro you're gonna let me cattywampus you?
Bro 1 - Anything for you bro
Bro 2 - Awww bro

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

cattywampus

positioned diagonally; cater-cornered

The round bank building is cattywampus from the Gateway Shopping Center.

by BlackBears April 24, 2009

cattywompus

to go diagonal or across to a certian place, or diagonal from something

them dadgum pack of em wolves are about cattywompus from Wilbourn Creek.
or
That sasafras tree is round bout cattywompus over there.

by bub January 20, 2005

cattywombus

Cattywombus means anything that might be out of the normal for the person using the word. It means something is strange or unusual. Cattywombus can also mean crazy or stupid, or bizzare.

War to me is stupid and out of control, its just plain cattywombus to me!

by M.Dillard March 23, 2008

Cattywampus

Definition - askew, awry, kitty-corner. Cattywampus is a variant of catawampus, another example of grand 19th century American slang. In addition to “askew” catawampus may refer to “an imaginary fierce wild animal,” or may mean “Savage, Destructive”

Dear me, everything has gone cattywampus with me this week.

by Α January 24, 2022

Cattywampus

Ah this word.I remember my literature teacher trying to explain this word to my class.Anyways cattywapus comes from the word catamount which means “cat of the mountain” or “mountain lion”.The word first appeared in 1834 as the adverb “catawampusly. I will give you some examples for the multiple definitions and uses of this word.

-In disarray or disorder
-Measure carefully before cutting, or the entire structure will turn out cattywampus.

-not lined up or not arranged correctly, or diagonally
An example of something cattywampus are the positions of the items on the top of a coffee table after a two year old has been playing with them and moving them around.

Sorry for the weird observation, but your tacky Christmas tie is cattywampus.

by JennaStepSis April 1, 2021