catholic

the only people entitled to call themselves catholics are protestants, because we believe in the universal priesthood of all believers.
the correct terms for roman catholics are either romanist or papist, because they are members of the roman church and worshippers of the papacy.

i protest the truth of holy scripture, and the true catholic, universal, spiritual church of all believers.

catholic by soundprod August 31, 2006

Catholic

A religion that belongs in Europe and Europe only. America is a Protestant nation!

Catholicism was the Jews’ biggest mistake.

Catholicism is European Christianity. It takes from Euro Paganism in essence. Meaning, it is a Pagan form
of Judeo-Christianity. Protestantism is the true Orthodox Christianity. (in essence)

Catholic by Levi Ebenezer the Wicked January 11, 2021

Catholic

Pagan sect popular in Europe, The main god is the Virgin Mary but they also worship many other gods, a popular one being Jesus Christ. They are led by an old man they pretty much believe to be a demigod, Pope Francis.

They have gotten into controversy lately due to incidents involving High Priests and young boys.

The only Pagan Church near me is the Roman Catholic one.

Catholic by Maximus Buttcrack October 4, 2021

Catholic

Another word for alcoholic

Bro, those catholics drink too much.

Catholic by Poly addict October 10, 2021

Catholic

Yoo, so I went to private school....... private Catholic Christian school.

In class, I was talking to someone and he said something stupid dumb and I reply " bro da hell man"

And I get to principal's office for using " innappopriate language " also " swearing "
And another time some stupid-ass decided to throw damn POOP he found on the floor.
I ignore it
2 months later I'm like to this Dumbass " Ayo bruh why the "heck" ya throw that damn POOP that you found on the ground at me ?" "HUH"
This kid strait up starts having a damn mental breakdown this was in 5th grade like less than 5 years ago
ALSO in 6th grade, I got paired up with a teacher who thought that "shut up was a swear word"
Here is definition btw
One of the largest religions in the world in wich, everything is a "sin", sex, masturbating, damn bro, even going to the beach and accidentally see 1 girl in a bikini

Person 1: "Hey! That's a catholic, lets torment him by telling each other to shut the hell up"
Person 2: "Yooo, great idea lad eshays btw SHUT THE HELL UP"
Later they giggle in class.

Catholic by DrBiGBallZ December 1, 2021

catholic

it is slang for unprotected sex; using no condoms in a sexual arrangement.

it is usually found in escort advertising.

example escort advertisement

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Am Available for Car Fun, Hotel Fun Ready.

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No Catholic.

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catholic by anonymous April 17, 2022

Catholic Brothers 

Two boys who have had their genitals “inspected” by the same older male, such as with the three P’s: priests, pediatricians, and politicians.

Bruh, you got your balls fondled by Father David too?? We’re Catholic Brothers!

Catholic Brothers by Anoxolotl December 5, 2017