Cartoon Ugly

When someone is so ugly, they look more like a cartoon than a real person

Joe: Hey Frito, would you bang Rita?

Frito: No way man, that chick is cartoon ugly!

Joe: Yeah man, and I heard the Warner brothers gave her the Eiffel tower too...

by Joe Bowers, Pvt February 12, 2010

kevin the carrot

A guy. Who happens to be named after the famed vegetable that starred in the Aldi UK commercial. Kevin the carrot was lonely and needed to get home to his family for Christmas. A GREAT nickname for people all ages named Kevin. They will love you for it.

Kevin the carrot loved his new nickname, it would never live up to whatever he came up with.

by santa claus bb June 5, 2021

cartoon farts

A description of flatulence so shocking and extreme that it winds up being entertaining.

Startling percussive booms and deafening trumpet tones defined his uniquely humorous signature cartoon farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2019

Carrot puller

Homosexual man performing hand jobs in the motion of pulling carrots from the Earth repetitively in a vigorous manner.

Hey, check out those carrot pullers in the short shorts!

by Jack Woods the Woodiest December 21, 2019

cartoonaphile

A person who can’t get enough cartoons because they love them so much.

She was a lonely only child evolving into a cartoonaphile since she spent so much time with all of those colorful characters like Boris and Natasha who she truly believed were her actual parents!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020

Chinese Cartoon

What normal people call anime... Mostly, if you watch them, you'll hear your middle-aged mom say this.

My son's hobby? He watches and collects Chinese cartoons.

by icantfeelmyarms October 23, 2012

Empty Egg Carton

A expression used to comment on an growing epidemic in Western Society of men and women sleeping around and rejection of parenthood. Where simps spend the greater portion of the day indulging themselves in e-girls instead of seeking meaningful relationships.

E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.

Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.

That e-girl is going to be hit real hard by her late 20s and that empty egg carton

E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton

by CrippledCow February 19, 2020