Carpet Burner

You put a sock on your dick and a fuck a girl with lightning speed so you give her vagina carpet burn

Girl, Im gonna pull out that Carpet Burner on you tonight ;)

by BitchDranm November 13, 2016

Burnley Carpet

Burnley Carpet: Inexpensive brown floor covering, popular in the north of England.
Flattened out cardboard boxes.

Just moved into the bedsit, it has a lovely Burnley Carpet.

by Wilko1984uk October 8, 2014

burned the carpet

Having sex with a woman until her vagina hurts, usually caused by a lack of lubrication.

Manwhore003: Man that bish over there is walkin kinda funny.
Manwhore004: Yeah, I burned the carpet last night, she was out of K-Y.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

burns the carpet

A person who walks quickly without picking up their feet.

'Gee, will you look at Zoran walking to the printing machine, that guy really burns the carpet.'

by ShowBag April 24, 2009

burnt carpet

When someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the clitoris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue.

I have a herpes breakout on my tongue. I should give Pat a burnt carpet tonight.

by jSin SmiTh October 14, 2011

Russian Carpetburn

When you put your sock over your dick and fucking someone with it while yelling mother Russia as the Russian anthem is playing

Bro I just gave my cousin a Russian carpetburn

by DoubleFudgeAngela September 30, 2018

Carpetburn

When one sneezes and farts at the same exact moment, causing a dragging burning sensation of the asshole.

The Carpetburn caused Sally to scream and drop to her knees.

by Nortch Wiggler June 12, 2022