carwinism

natural selection favoring survival in large SUV's over smaller cars.

she thought about buying the little green volkwagen but reconsidered when she thought about extinction by carwinism.

by bittersweet symphony September 16, 2003

Carlaism

The worshiping/ the relegion under Carla, Cherry Blossom's skateboard from Sk8 the Infinity.

I am a Carlastan I support Carlaism. All hail Carla, our lord and savior.

by NeeK_ March 8, 2022

Carlinize

Carlinized is quite similar to bastardized, except with more arrogance and randomness. To carlinize is to fictitiously create the optimization of numbers or metrics without any basis in reality or factual events.

An example of a Carlinized request: "Likely abnormal uniques volatility outside the range of historical divisions for that market?"

How in the world did you come up with those numbers? You must have Carlinized them!

by WebAnalyst March 18, 2013

Calvinism

A system of belief promoted by its author John Calvin based entirely on a Platonic evaluation of the letters of Paul of Tarsus. Calvin posited that Christ died for a very few people and then re-interpreted both the Old Testament and the New Testament with the idea of a predestined fate for every person as being among the elected minority or the damned majority. It does great violence to the New Testament by making it subject to a Pauline interpretation of the Old Testament. Also a totalitarian pseudo-Christian cult of the Puritan or Reformed variety. It denies free will and imposes the biblical law of Calvin's Institutes on all people.

Calvinism was the theology behind the police state run by Oliver Cromwell in the 1650s.

by normal5574 March 9, 2015

carolineism

function: noun
etymology: Eponym after Caroline Contillo who has achieved questionable local fame for coining words and phrases that surprisingly get incorporated into common New York parlance

1. a term coined by or popularized by Caroline Contillo

some carolineisms currently listed on urbandictionary.com are: sad trombone, Debbie Downer, and take a real one. also of note: to be "h".

by Alana Post April 24, 2006

Cailinistic

This word is used to describe somebody is in fact, an absolute moron. The best way to correctly use this term is by directing its meaning towards the most idiotic people you know. This denoting word is both effective, and belittling towards the tard you are speaking to.

Joseph: Hey Arthur! I just heard about the vote for LGBTQ+ history to be taught in school! Isn’t that awesome?
Arthur: No dumbass, it’s ethically wrong to teach and encourage mental disorders by spreading knowledge of “positive contributions” to our country. Jesus Christ, you’re so cailinistic!

by LiterallyUrDad March 15, 2019

carcinisize

to turn into a crab

I'm gonna fucking carcinisize your bloodline

by Margeex January 27, 2021