cardsharp

A person who cheats at cards. Abreviated from cardsharper. Not someone who is good at cards, but someone who cheats. (Probably derived from the act of cheating by secretly scratching or marking cards during play with a sharp, hidden instrument.)

Idiots say "card shark."

by Big Steve August 10, 2004

Cardassian

An adjective used to describe someone who is extremely arrogant and/or overbearing, with grandiose ideas about themselves, but little clue as to how ridiculous and self-inflated they look.
Taken from the Cardassian race from Deep Space 9.

Guy 1: God, Fletcher Daniels is such a Cardassian.
Guy 2: I know. Did you see him hitting on Patsy? What a dick.

Guy: Why are you being such a Cardassian today?

by Lunettarose December 19, 2008

Southtown Carwash

A sexual maneuver performed on a female. It is performed by grabbing the female partner by her inner thighs and proceeding to lick her from her clit all the way to the top of her ass crack.

Man, that girl is so good looking that i'd have to give her the southtown carwash!!

by Pistacio man November 23, 2009

Tulsa Carwash!

Cumming in a girls face and then using her hair to wipe it off!

I was tired of dealing her shit so I’m giving her a Tulsa Carwash!

by Breakaway December 5, 2019

Anal Carwash

The act of inserting a shit covered toilet brush down the anus of your significant other.

Guys I finally did an anal carwash with Jessica!

by theshitcannon March 23, 2020

corona carwash

When a man jerks off and cums on a woman’s face and at the same time spits on her face. Also he has Corona.

Back in 2020 I pulled a Corona Carwash on my ex girlfriend , Courtney.

by Jack Handey 2020 May 15, 2020

Beijing Carwash

When a female douches with bleach in an attempt to have back alley abortion of sorts.

Cashier: Hey, what's this bleach for?
Woman: Oh, you know. Got knocked up, need a Beijing Carwash.
Cashier: Bitchin'!

by Nocturnal Abortion November 27, 2006