theshitcannon's definitions

Anal Carwash

The act of inserting a shit covered toilet brush down the anus of your significant other.

Guys I finally did an anal carwash with Jessica!

by theshitcannon March 23, 2020

hamburger slide

when you stuff her anus with a big mac, and urinate into the stuffed hole.

yeah I was shaggin' her last night, I even gave her the ol' hamburger slide

by theshitcannon March 22, 2020