The most mediocre school ever. The principal is Gay and says nothing but “GET TO CLASS!” Every grade acts ghetto but isn’t, and most of the math teachers are ass.
Ryan: Have you heard of Canyon Lake Middle school?
Adam: That Gay school with a bad traffic director?
Ryan: Yes
Adam: That Gay school with a bad traffic director?
Ryan: Yes
by Factzzz November 4, 2019
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Kids usually carry about 10 to 20 pounds of cocaine on them at a time. If you go to this school's football games you will either be shot or sold crack.
The security will smoke pot with you. Instead of doing chemistry, there are meth labs.
One time the senior class put a pool on top of B building as a senior prank.
Kids usually carry about 10 to 20 pounds of cocaine on them at a time. If you go to this school's football games you will either be shot or sold crack.
The security will smoke pot with you. Instead of doing chemistry, there are meth labs.
One time the senior class put a pool on top of B building as a senior prank.
Willow Canyon High School Student 1: "Hey man did you see that fight last hour?"
Willow Student 2: "Which fight? Also, did you see that guy getting caught selling coke again?"
Willow Student 1: "How'd he get caught? I thought security smokes with us."
Willow Student 2: "Which fight? Also, did you see that guy getting caught selling coke again?"
Willow Student 1: "How'd he get caught? I thought security smokes with us."
by Twat Destroyer May 10, 2018
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Once a Studio claims a piece of media as legal property. This media becomes cannon and nothing can be done to make it fictional again. This does not apply if it is simply taken down.
Example: Warner Bros claimed the video titled "Wabbit Season" by Meatcanyon as legal property. It makes Bugs Bunny a struggling rapist.
Example: Warner Bros claimed the video titled "Wabbit Season" by Meatcanyon as legal property. It makes Bugs Bunny a struggling rapist.
Person 1: According to Meat Canyon's Law, Ultra Instinct Shaggy is cannon.
Person 2: You know what else is cannon?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Me dragging deez nuts on your face.
Person 2: You know what else is cannon?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Me dragging deez nuts on your face.
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Man: Maybe the ball park was too big, even a 747 (jetplane) looks small in the Grand Canyon
Man: Maybe the ball park was too big, even a 747 (jetplane) looks small in the Grand Canyon
by tl December 25, 2003
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Spread around which are completely false, kids who “juul” in the bathroom and get caught like dumb kids, bunch of wanna be gang bangers who have no idea what a true “ghetto” is and tons of weebs who smell horrific and then theirs the sports which is mediocre except cheer and water polo.
Spread around which are completely false, kids who “juul” in the bathroom and get caught like dumb kids, bunch of wanna be gang bangers who have no idea what a true “ghetto” is and tons of weebs who smell horrific and then theirs the sports which is mediocre except cheer and water polo.
Temescal Canyon High is wack and only matters for 4 Minuscule Years where kids just want to fit in, and in the end it doesn’t matter. P.S all public schools are the same so don’t go thinking you can leave to anywhere and it’ll be better.
by Fruit roll up June 11, 2018
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The file is essentially a MIDI version of "Trip Through the Grand Canyon" composed by George Stone, hence the name Canyon.mid.
The file is essentially a MIDI version of "Trip Through the Grand Canyon" composed by George Stone, hence the name Canyon.mid.
Me in 1994: Launch Windows Media Player, open Canyon.mid, press the play button and cross my fingers that my new Sound Blaster 16 works!
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