Cantalope

The melon of the future

Mom: Want some cantalope?
Kids: No
Mom:But its the melon of the future

by Josie lynn July 25, 2011

cantaloupes

(n). term for the firm, round, melon-like breasts of a female.

Damn. I'd like to check those cantaloupes for ripeness.

by heater_i_mean_heather March 4, 2009

cantasy

A sex fantasy or act you would actually do except that current circumstances prevent it.

My wife won't ask her hot friend to join us in a threesome, so it shall remain my cantasy.

by coconut2010 May 8, 2010

CANTAKEROUS

A grumpy, dry witted old man who values the material possessions acquired throughout their life.

Forrest Fenn, a cantakerous fellow, was bound and determined to take his treasure with him when he passed. So he found a way to do just that!!

by fallingrock June 16, 2018

Cantaloupe

Word used when hiking to warn your fellow hikers to stop talking about goat sex because strangers are approaching.

Her: So Goat sex is no different than human sex in that.....

Me: *Sees someone we aren’t hiking with* CANTALOUPE!

Her: These rocks are pointy.....

by NotAGoatScrewer February 12, 2018

Cantaloupe

A cantaloupe has a rough grey skin on the outside, but reveals tender juicy flesh in the middle. The mildly sweet and juicy flavor of cantaloupe makes it a perfect fruit. Cantaloupes are also commonly known as muskmelons, mush melons, rock melons and Persian melons. They really are a natural phenomenon.

'May I please have a cantaloupe?'

by Cantaloupes4Ever June 13, 2017

Cantankerous Gnome

This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.

"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*

by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006