cheesecake campaign

when you go out of your way to research something, but it turns out it doesn't exist and it's just a result of wikipedia vandalism

"Today I went on a cheesecake campaign. I walked for an hour through the rain to find a book referencing what 'cheesecake campaign' meant, but it turns out somebody had just changed "naval campaign" on Wikipedia to be funny."

by pearlquark February 12, 2022

playing campaign mode

To exclude someone from a group social activity, as one might do by playing campaign mode

Toby: Hey should I invite Ricky to the bar?

Winston: Nah, tell him we're not doing anything.

Toby: I guess we'll be playing campaign mode tonight

*Both high-five*

by Mothership Q June 16, 2009

Campaign contribution

A campaign contribution is simply a bribe.

We contributed to the President's campaign by sending him loads of $cash. Thus, we gave him a campaign contribution.

by Part Ridge October 28, 2007

Campaign Brief

A world-wide spectacle of real-time insanity. The transformation of a highly respected, presidential briefing into an unprecedented side-show of off-the-rails lunacy, resembling more of a campaign rally than an official government sponsored event.

Ummm...Did he just say that the virus was a hoax, that it is a construct of liberals to undermine his election, that he's got it totally under control, that anti-malaria, sunlight or injected disinfectant is a practical, safe treatment?
Yeah. All that, and more...in the latest Campaign Brief.

by YAWA April 26, 2020

the campaign

During the beginning of a romantic relationship, both partners put forth due dilligence to continually express their best qualities in hopes of securing their partner's love, thus allowing the campaign to end.

The campaign is also considered officially over when one or both individuals:

a. fart in front of the other
b. begin to 'let themself go'
c. reveal the heinous aspects of their character that up to this point have been painstakingly masked and concealed
d. admit to be currently suffering from rupadupalus

Although dates with Colette during "the campaign" had been sweet, Clay secretly feared that one day his secret would come to light and she would discover the massive pile of semen-soaked rags under his bed which had sat there long enough to develop a conciousness and whispered threats to him when he was alone.

by John Pressley June 27, 2008

champagne campaign

when you are feeling drunk so ur campaign (game) is much better.

Hey man, how'd it go with the ladies at the club last night.

I was on my champagne campaign.

by TwoTone530 November 4, 2010

campaign

the ability to pick up a person of the opposite sex. to have game.

Man ive been having a good game with the ladies lately. My campaign has been strong.

My campaign was presidential last night. I picked up 2 girls.

Bro, you dont know how to close the deal. Ur campain is worse than Sarah Palin's.

by twotone530 November 4, 2010