buttpirate

An Unusually Gay Operative found in sales.

That guy who asked for the interactive pop up ad was a real Butt Pirate.

by Dr. Beefinger October 17, 2003

buttwater

An ugly, hairy person who has no hygene.

Michael is the biggest buttwater in the world.

by Sexy Unanymous May 17, 2006

buttlace

1. A male who enjoys rapping himself around other mens buttcheeks.
2. A lace used to sew up someone's poohole in a form of rape.

1. Whattup, buttlace, you got them burnt discs fo' my calculating machine?
2. He got a needle and a buttlace and tied her buttcheeks together.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

buttplugery

The act of screwing with someone so hard, you can feel the anal sphincter in a bit of pain, like you just shoved a butt plug in their anus.

Holy crap, that douchenozzle is up to his buttplugery again!

by rabidmonkey September 25, 2013

buttbate

The act of violently shoving your thumb into your asshole and shitting as you do it, this is usually done for sexual pleasure. (Male or female)

Me: Dude, I just buttbated, it was amazing.
Billy: Does your thumb stink?
Me: (Sniffs thumb) FUCK YES! There's fucking shit all over my hand! I forgot to clean up I guess...

by DeuceCracka January 22, 2014

buttslayed

When your girlfriend cheats, you break up, and then get back together. Being buttslayed is the aftermath.

Man Kyle was so buttslayed after him and Tanisha got back together.

by AlienSalt May 3, 2018

butteater

a person that eat ass or is named maikya.

i hate butteaters.

by ujjjjs June 2, 2018