Definitions by rabidmonkey

buttplugery

The act of screwing with someone so hard, you can feel the anal sphincter in a bit of pain, like you just shoved a butt plug in their anus.

Holy crap, that douchenozzle is up to his buttplugery again!

buttplugery by rabidmonkey September 25, 2013

match 

A device used to light cigarettes, candles, or other sorts of burnables. Generally made of paper or wood with a chemical tip. Matches are struck against surfaces to create friction to easily create fire.

Got a match? I forgot my lighter.

match by RabidMonkey August 21, 2006

iron grip 

When one masturbates with pliers or another sort of metal device.

I went over to the workshop last night and gave myself the iron grip.

iron grip by RabidMonkey August 19, 2006