Butt-Munch

It's being a munch but instead of giving and getting no pussy, it's with ass.

If your friends give ass and get it eatin up and get none in return he/she is a butt-munch. You nasty.

Person 1 "Bro you butt-Munch, you nasty"
Person 2 "Shut the fuck up, I like bein eatin out"

by cwestn May 11, 2023

Butt Munch

One who is perpetually bitter or "munchy"

John is mad that Jamal stole his gurl; he's being a bit of a butt munch about it.

by 80sPopPunkPrincess December 16, 2016

Butt Munch

A person who is just below a retard, but can still function. Also is someone who can manage to hold a job, but screws everything up.

I work with a bunch of butt munches.

by Cookies0926 May 26, 2016

Butt munching

When you manage to but a whole watermelon inside your friends bum and leave it there for about 2 weeks. Then you proceed to take the watermelon out and eat it with your friends yummy juices from inside his butt making it taste AMAZING!

Yeah i tried butt munching my friend some days ago. It tasted so good and i could feel is juices running down my face

by El Liamoo February 20, 2025

Butt Munch

A term used to replace equally meaningful titles like and including: dork, brat, dingus, etc.

You are such a butt munch!

by AllHailHales June 6, 2021

Butt Munch

The act of ingesting a pill orally and inserting a pill rectally simultaneously.

Who's up for a butt munch?
I'm gonna butt munch tonight!

by Spelkyra November 18, 2018