Cock Bristle

A considerably thick and long strand of hair hanging off of the shaft of a penis.

Dude my cock bristle is making my balls itch.

by Authura March 21, 2010

Bristle Gag

When brushing your teeth and your hand slips causing your toothbrush to gag the back of your throat.

:Ew, man where'd all that puke come from?
:I had a really bad bristle gag this morning

by Foz Eh August 21, 2009

Bristley sprung flap

A modern letter box with a strong spring and hard bistles offering a challenge to any postman, even a Royal Mail UK one. Possibly open for misinterpretations regarding poorly maintained lady gardens.

My latest Tinder score had a serious bristley sprung flap but I pushed on through like the hunter I am. Why do ladies prefer hunters? Because they go deeper into bush, they shoot twice and they eat what they shoot. Hi five bro.

by Bazildog November 4, 2020

Afghan Bristles

Thick, wretched pubic hair, often found on white men over 55, young-middle aged Middle Eastern men and women, and Latino dads.

Tom: Whoa, what the hell are you growing in your pants?

Muhammad: Oh, those are just my Afghan Bristles.

by Spookylocks June 25, 2010

Pucker Bristle

A slang referring to the hairs the surround the anus.

"My tounge was met with an unpleasant amount of pucker bristle."

by Davis December 30, 2003

Bristle Biter

Next-level Power-dyke. Will wack any bush regardless of how aggressive it is. The female counterpart to the Male Power-Bottom. Masculine in appearance. Usually dressed in basketball pants and a college alma mater sweatshirt. A short hair style is most common amongst this breed, in extreme Bristle Biting cases hair gel will be present. Not uncommon to this species is a low-toned, (heavy smoker-esque) vocal range.

Bro, back in the sixth grade my gym teacher was a certified Bristle Biter.

"Heads up, 11 o'clock. Full blown bristle biter headed this way...."

by Swizzler89 June 16, 2019

bristle tits

someone that has hairy titties

that girl has bristle tits

by dirtyfingernail October 27, 2019