Bumfluff

The fine, soft hairs on your upper lip if you're a lady of a certain age.

Oh my god! Look at the bumfluff on her lip. That moustache is better than mine.

by Turlster September 8, 2017

Bumguffery

The art of dropping sneaky farts in naughty places, I.e weddings, funerals or minute silences.

Horrence was up to his usual bumguffery at Reg and Hilda’s golden wedding anniversary. Reg was just giving his speech. He said ,”I’m lucky enough to say I’ve spent half a century married to this wonderful...”, and Horrence let one go at about 100 decibels!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

Bumguffery

The covert art of leaving a room after doing a smelly, lingering fart.

Strewth! What’s that stench in here. I detect the distinct whiff of bumguffery

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

bumfluff

A person who doesn't wipe there ass properly so it leaves toilet paper stuck in there crack

" Eww I can see your bumfluff"

by Unkowenuser February 5, 2022

fluckery-bumfluff

An exclamation of exasperation, surprise or disdain.

Oh fluckery-bumfluff! Your dog pissed in my shoe again & I put my foot in it without looking.

by QueenNobEd February 22, 2018