off-branding

Off-Branding

A contradictory version of one's brand, purpose, company culture or message that causes the consumer to see the brand negatively. Loss of consumer credibility based on a company’s internal management style.

The ABC Company presents itself as having a great company culture but has a 43% turnover rate due to

internal off-branding practices.

by MakeItPlain April 29, 2021

branding

A marketing goal and methodology which involves elevating hype over substance; of imparting great value to the name whether or not the thing so named is worth anything at all.

Coca-Cola and Pepsi are successful examples of branding, even though the value of soft drinks and preferring one over the other is debateable.

by Songspirit May 1, 2006

Bryning

When you jack off so often at every oppurtunity, no matter how innappropriate that your dick becomes incredibly sore and friction burnt.

During sex
Guy: ooowwwwww!!!!!!
Girl: What's wrong, why is your dick so raw and tender?
Guy: Erm.......
Girl: For God's sake, have you been bryning?!!

by Eric Carpenter October 29, 2006

branding

Any marketing idea that involves large amounts of money and no measurable returns.

Eric is a master of branding.

by Alligatorman September 26, 2005

breasting

The act of two women rubbing their breasts together.

We're not lesbians, we were just breasting.

by bb April 8, 2003

Brenting

An engagement building game played by thousands of people who arrive to work at a reasonable time. Players place bets as to when a "Brent" will actually show up for work, typically after 9am. Winners typically receive a traveling trophy and bragging rights. No one knows where the game originated, or if there was ever a real "Brent" but if there is, he and his snooze button are deeply revered for their continually perseverant somnolence.

Did you hear that Tim got a threepeat in Brenting this week? Legendary!

by Wasn't Me March 10, 2015

Jim Branning

A shit stain on your pants

“Fuck mate, you’ve got a massive Jim Branning on your cacks”

by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020