Bruised the toilet

To leave a brown streaky skid mark on the bottom of the toilet that is so caked on after taking a poo that the water from flushing won't remove it.

Husband: I'm going to head downstairs and take a deucer.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.

by lewdog07 February 18, 2010

Bruised fruit

A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey

Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit

by Tony July 13, 2004

Bruised Bananas

A "chinese banana" who acts black.

I saw some Bruised Bananas called Azn Pride

by TheNeonRaindeer February 4, 2003

bruised ears

Girls who laugh about roommate virginity to their creeper roommate, but secretly wonders whether or not their roommate has indeed stolen their roommate virginity. Usually evident in a girl who wears green to bed.

Did you see Sammie? She looks like she's thinking about bruised ears.

by voice behind the desk September 24, 2010

Bruised Cervix

An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."

Crhis had a Bruised Cervix when Amanda said she wasn't into him

by Moofia Mob May 23, 2012

bruised head

The description of a penis after it has turned blue after hours of sex and oral sex. It has a faded, bluish color.

She fucked and sucked me so much that I have a bruised head.

by ValentineTitty July 16, 2006

Bruised fruit

A divorced (or otherwise damaged) person.

She seemed okay, but that chick was bruised fruit, man.

by tmfbitu May 18, 2006