Brookside

Girl snack. Best flavor pomegranate acai. Gifted by wizards in the woods. Unites people. Perfect for wizards and people with whimsy. $8.99. Favorite food of mice. Found in the mouse's nightstand. If you give a mouse a cookie, you might get a brookside. Handcrafted by elves. Worldwide currency. Contains psychedelic properties. Will get you through college. Can be put in bubble tea as tapioca. Perfect dessert after instant chile ramen. Xoxo

person one: Have you seen the Brookside wizard?
person two: If you give a mouse a Brookside?

by brooksidewizard January 24, 2024

Brookside Benevolent Society

A local society of well-meaning gentlemen and noblewomen who support lesser known civic causes and look to uplift their community through service, fellowship, and shared libations.

The Brookside Benevolent Society redefines the standards for unexpected and anonymous community philanthropy in the Brookside community and beyond.

by Rhein B. March 8, 2025

Brookised

To bone a girl supa hard

Guy: Yo, i Brookised that bitch all night, she never stopped screaming
Guy #1: Siiiiiiiiiick

by Brookis April 15, 2009

Broadsided

When you are in bed with your partner and they roll on their side and fart in your direction.

For fuck’s sake Dave, you broadsided me.

by Diseased Jackass August 5, 2023

Broadsided.

When a man is bamboozled or fooled by a female and he doesn't realize her devious ways until it is too late it can truly be said that he had been "Broadsided"

Fred was truly Broadsided... he was innocent and thought he had finally met a nice girl. Until one day she up and left him along with the money in his bank account and a few nice rolex watches that he thought he had hidden away safely. That Broad really Broadsided him.

by RJ Miller September 27, 2023