Blimey

I thing that British people say when something fucking horrible happens.

*Man gets hit by a car*
“Blimey! Reckon he’s off to the hospital”

by sweester May 6, 2020

blimey

blimey

Barrère and Leland's A dictionary of slang
by Arthur Morrison

1 exclamation - god blind me. something surprising enough to make one wish they were blind so that they cant see such things.

2 also used as an extra offensive version of limey. it's extra offensive because british are always so down on americans and our love of slang. basically blimey is a thumb in their eye that they have no ground what-so-ever to stand on to justify their inborn doochbaggetry nature.

1 Blimey! did you see that mole rat lookin brit's teeth?

2 gfys blimey, stay the hell out of our constitution and our right to keep and bear arms or we'll ship over there for a quick coup and your queen's head on a pike along with the whole of your house of lords and yes i know this is a run on sentence so go suck your last fag you goddamn douche bags.

by WordRepoMan January 23, 2013

wilford brimley

a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.

wilford brimley is on the damn TV again.. why is he riding a horse for an insulin commercial?

by OneBetter May 27, 2006

blimeyyour

When somebody forgets to put the space between "blimey" and "your", and then you said "blimeyyour" out loud and sound like an absolute tit.

Guy 1: C'mon, lets carry him home

Guy2: Cor blimeyyour heavy.

by Dyaaar March 18, 2010

Brikey

A bunch of salty little white boys that sound so bad no amount of autotune can fix their incessant noise coming from their mouth, autotune broke trying to fix their face.

Brikey is salty
Brikey sucks
Brikey just "caught a bag"
Brolby is better than Brikey

by Brolby all da wae March 9, 2019

brizey ayton

world famous singer
loves having a little sing song
gets a bit silly sometimes
goat ghostie
smells yummy
crazy wild!
#1 chicken crimpy fan
cannot for the life of her stop saying “CUTE” (it’s an addiction)
27/10

“Hey, is that Brizey Ayton?”
“Oh yeah, she’s hitting a mad ghostie rn.”

by mamamamamamamamamamamamamama July 26, 2023

Chat blimey, get governered.

A postmodern take on the work of the great twitterati, Jamie Vardy. It adds a uniquely British twist to a classic intimidation.

Did you hear how Archie got hit in Malia after telling the promoter you'll work for me some day?
Man was talking bare shit, chat blimey, get governered.

by roadmanHKU October 25, 2017