Reverend

The most popular deifying title - Reverend which is derived from Latin reverendus. Greeks rendered the word, Augustus - Acts 25:21; 25:25 - by Sebastos, literally reverend.

"He sent redemption unto His people; He hath commanded His covenant for ever, holy and reverend is His name" Psalm 111:9. The word, reverend, is found only one time in the entire Bible of the King James Version and then it was attributed to God; and it is derived from the Hebrew word, Yare, which occurs several hundred times in the original Bible.

It has been rendered by such words as fearful, terrible and dreadful. The thought intended by the Psalmist is that God is holy and deserved to be worshiped. It is a staunch belief of every Christian that there is only one God and He is the Reverend.

by Pisabbathi April 16, 2006

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

a reverend feltcher

A priest that uses a straw to suck the cum out of another males anus.

A reverend feltcher (Gray used a straw to feltch off crouchy....wat a feltcher)

by Pezwiltongapa May 16, 2006

reverend-deacon-doctor

noun: A hypocritical older man who strives for social status and respect through assuming titles that are usually undeserved. He is a fraud and a fake. This person thinks he knows everything. Usually active in the church, and very visible in the community, always seeking the limelight. This man is always chauvinistic, married, and a womanizing adulterer whoremonger. Can be a "minister" or "pastor". Very controlling and dictating. Does not like to be questioned or challenged. Maintaining the appearance of great material wealth is very important to him, regardless of his actual financial success.

The following literary references exemplify the "reverend-deacon-doctor": "Rinehart" from Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man, "Joe Starks" from Zora Neal Hurston's Their Eyes Were Watching God, "Macon Dead" from Toni Morrison's Song of Solomon. The phrase is used as a negative sarcastic title, label, or introduction: "May I now introduce the much esteemed Reverend-Deacon-Doctor _______."

by TRL October 29, 2006

Reverend Bazza

Someone who always Preaches the right way of life, but lives life on the other side, ketamised and constantly looking for sex , anal , oral anything goes! Midget sex is often on the menu,and then the poor midgets are sacrificed in the name of Reverend Bazza. Goats are used when midgets are not in great supply.

The Reverend Bazza, She said not to go to that orgy and she goes herself...the cheeky cow!

by The lord his most highest! October 25, 2011

Reverend's Law

A law enacted by parties on the receiving end of a poorly told story. The law states that, until quality of story is improved, the accused must either start every story with "So I was balls deep in a retarded kid's asshole..." or end it with "...penis" thus making an otherwise worthless story interesting in some degree.

"That story sucks. I'm enacting Reverend's Law."

by JustDon'tLook June 18, 2014

reverend tim tom

lame fuck of a fuck stinky ass pedo sheepdog obsessed with sad teenage potatos. his guitar playing makes you want to reach into your soul and pull out whatever the screeching bible bitch didn't destroy.

reverend tim toms hang around the poor parts of indiana

by lilpumpkinshrimp May 8, 2020