Breakables

Females often incapable of defending themself even if they tried. Small frail and very 'girly'. Many of them feed on pitty and blind lust (aka sex) and other such things.

"Oh look its another barbie... are we being consumed by breakables?"

by Evil Twin October 30, 2004

Breathalepsy

Breathalepsy is a hazardous but pleasurable condition which effect mainly females. Upon viewing or spending time with a breathtakingly handsome and kind, a female can slip into a state of breathlessness where her lungs forget to work because they are so stunned by the gorgeousness and kindness of man. The female will also experience a trance like state in combination with breathlessness. The length of the episode can vary but mostly last momentarily from 2 minutes up to 5 minutes. handsome gents need to be aware and not panic. Breathalepsy is only a temporary and transient state of altered consciousness and breath stoppage. Normal breathing patterns will resume. The sufferer will have no recollection of 'going out' and will recommence from the exact spot she left off.

*can be lethal but usually harmless :)

Danielle: "so, i was wondering if you'd like to joiiiiiiii....." *breathalepsy episode commencement*
Robert: "uh... dani... dani... are you okay? dani?" *shaking her vigorously*
------SILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNCCCCEEEEE-----
after 5 minutes
Danielle: "join me for a cup of coffee????"
Robert: "um... what in St. Anthony's name just happened dani?"

Dani looks around and there are paramedics, doctors and a stretcher of on the ground.

by skypainter.11 June 16, 2010

Bleachable Moment

A moment in your life you or someone else would prefer was completely erased from the Akashic Records, as well as from all living memory including ones own.

That time I crapped my pants while taking an oral exam was a truly bleachable moment in my life.

by Wonton2 October 18, 2014

breathalyzer

when a girl is giving you head and you lightly hold her head (so she can breathe) and fart, this forces her to breathe through her mouth (while your dick is still in her mouth) so she doesnt smell the fart.

the blonde chick had to complete a beathalyzer test for the officer.

by the December 26, 2004

beachable

A female that is attractive enough to bang whilst on the coast. Under normal conditions, her appearance would not suffice.

"Hey man she was a little busted but nonetheless beachable"

by Tbr3w February 2, 2007

Breathless rapper

A rapper from Woodland, California who started rapping at the age of 13.

Breathless rapper

by Breathless530 May 1, 2010

Breakables

Term used by musicians, namely drummers, to describe cymbals and sometimes snare drum as well.

The other band said you can use their drum kit but you need your own breakables.

by PatrickSwazy January 19, 2019