Brantford

A small city in southern Ontario of around 100,000 people - with a large portion being druggies and drunks. Has one of the highest per capita crime rates in Canada and compatible to similar sized US cities. Has some nice neighborhoods, but the low life's and bag chasers spill into these neighbourhoods too sadly.

It's a great place to live if you like being robbed or want to become a junkie.

The whole place just has a depressingly toxic vibe.

Hey, let's goto Brantford and grab some meth/fetty. You won't even need to spend money. Drugs are pretty much blowing in the wind.

by zenob28 December 2, 2020

Braintard

well educated professional, who makes stupid, illogical decisions in the workplace. Often decisions that are unproductive or cause themselves to look foolish.

We dont know where any of the project files are because the braintard the company hired fired all the project managers as part of his cost cutting scheme.

by Fabulous Bitch July 29, 2007

Brantley County

A small county in the middle of butt-fuck no were, Georgia. The county looks like a bunny rabbit, and everyone is related to each other for the most part, so if your an outsider, you are a complete outsider. You don't come to Brantley, you leave Brantley.

"Yo homes, where do you live?" "Oh, I live in Brantley County." "Where?"

by Samoo21 December 13, 2018

Brant

There are two kinds of brants in the world. One is very common but the rare kind of Brant is the best kind. He is sweet but not afraid to challenge you. He is very caring and will help the people he cares about every chance he gets. Never argue with a Brant, you will lose. Brant is also very good looking even though he may not realize it. If you find the rare Brant keep him because you may never get the chance to get close to him again. He can be very elusive.

I have never met a brant like him before.
Girl, Brant is soo good looking.

by A spelling error December 8, 2019

Brandt

Brandt is of German origin, usually takes awhile to see the true character of a Brandt but is always true to his friends and family. Can have moments of highs and moments of extremely lows. Is a ladies man at first sight, financially set, handsome, and can sneak in some funny jokes. Gullable at times but successfull. Usually surrounds himself in good company which is why its hard to make friends. Not affraid to try new things legal or not. Also not affraid to use a cheesy ice breaker to get things started. Usually a big size.

Look at that handsome guy he must be a Brandt.
Judging by the size of his stuff he must be a Brandt.
Now thats she is talking to you dont pull a Brandt.

by Dottie N February 3, 2010

Branis

A person with the name of Branis typically has a massive penis and spends most of his time owning on video games while earning incredible grades in school.

I wish I was like Branis, I would be so successful.

by AffordableHooker July 1, 2011

Brantford

The coolest town in all of Canada. A place where you can learn to play guitar, go to the library, and buy crystal meth all on one street. The people are rude, the down town is a hole, and the high schools are breeding grounds for sluts. There's only one bookstore and the mall is shit. There are more Tim Hortons than gas stations. The kids are selfish brats, and you can get mugged walking your dog. More people smoke pot here than in Amsterdam. There are five high schools-no one counts tolgate-which are Assumption, BCI, North Park, PJ, and St. John's.

The town has limited night spots, and these spots are trashy dumps. But still, Brantford is the coolest place in Canada. You have to live here to get it.

Person One: Give me your money.

Person Two: Are you from Brantford?

Person One: How did you know?

Person Two: Because you're jumping me....and you're a vodka obsessed crystal meth loving ford planter slut.

Person One: You are correct. Good day.

by MistakeMeForASucker June 5, 2009