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Braindead Elie 

A double negative and an oxymoron, for when you want to call someone intelligent, smart, and classy in a comical manner. Consisting of two words braindead, when someone who's brain does not work; and an Elie, the one who masters the true power of the blade to become a professional e-girl puller. When you see this motha fucka walkin' the block you know this fools gonna solve cancer. A Braindead Elie can come in many forms such as a Chad or a professional street nigga.
"YOOO MAN HOW DID THE CHEM TEST GO?"
"Honestly bro, I think I Braindead Elie'ed this test"

"Shit babe I didn't pull out in time"
"You fucking Elie!"
Braindead Elie by ElieLover69 January 25, 2022
This is the type of guy that is extremely guarded. He shuts himself off from people and builds emotional walls almost as a coping mechanism. If you're lucky enough to find a braeden and keep him, he's gonna be someone you never wanna lose. He's very funny and good at making almost anyone laugh. In fact, entertaining people is something he really enjoys. He's caring, hilarious, and very handsome but it's rare that he'd admit those things. Being PC isn't exactly his strong suit but he tries his best when it means something to the people he's close to. When it's something he enjoys, he becomes very driven. If he knows how to help, he'll try anyway he can and will make time for you, even if that means him losing sleep. Braeden maybe a stubborn, closed off loon but he's one of the best people you'll have the privilege of knowing.
Dude, you're such a Braeden!
Braeden by Alezeom August 23, 2019

Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus 

A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.
Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.

Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.

Brandered 

v. To be disqualified from participation in an event, especially political, by a technicality.
I wanted to vote but I got brandered because there was a typo on my ID.
Brandered by randomname12345 May 22, 2009
A goddess, hardworking, beautiful woman, who can juggle life like it is nothing! She blows me away with her abilities everyday!
Brandee can do anything!
Brandee by eellek February 5, 2010

braindead 

Literally, when somebody's brain has stopped functioning such that they will never regain conciousness, hence coloquially somebody who is idiotic, dumb or clueless beyond belief. Similar to "too stupid to live".
You dented my car, you braindead fuck!
braindead by Linton July 11, 2003