bovinefecal

pronounced /bɒvɪnɛfəkəl/ or /bəʊvɪnɛfəkəl/.
An adjective meaning "bullshit", especially in a pseudo-intellectual context.
Derived from combining "bovine" and "fecal".

Post-Freudian String Theory is so bovinefecal.

Did you hear that kid speak about socialism? He had no idea what he was talking about. So bovinefecal.

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

bovine handshake

The act of inserting ones hand into a human female's virgina in a handshake type gesture.

I gave her the old bovine handshake.

by beammeupwelshy December 14, 2015

bovinity

The absolute antithesis of sincere behaviour in human form. Namely executed in completely nonsensical and ridiculous taskmaking within the workplace, encouraging the widest possible deviation from the direct route of A to B (via Z). Also an adequate description of idiotic juvenile behaviour (the like last seen in the playground) carried out by a grown woman/beast.

"Could you immediately fill out five forms in triplicate for the next toilet paper order?"
"Yes! In the name of insane bovinity, I shall! (Ya fat heifer)."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden March 26, 2004

Bovine Pigalities

A cow with a pig personality.

Man, I wish that cow didn't act like a cat, I prefer bovine pigalities.

by QQQQ December 13, 2006

boviate

To ramble on about an obscure subject no-one else cares about.

Tony began to boviate like crazy at the library last night. And, uh my wife started oviating.

by fawkesguy May 23, 2015

bovis

bovis not only means and insult to someone who is an idiot but it also is a compliment to someone who is cool (double meaning)

matt you are so bovis

by Jess August 26, 2004

bovine

1. It literally means "like a cow."

1. He smiled and said that she was simply bovine, and she was so dense that she thought it was a compliment! LOL! Can you believe that?

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010