bonerfied

To be bonerfied means to be certified to have a hard-on at least 8" long.

Matt and I are both bonerfied!

by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020

Bonersex

Sex, meaning friction, between two objects, living or not, faciliated with a Hopefully ling cylindrical hotdog like figurine. Hence, Boner.

"Im going to have Bonersex tonight" she said.

by FlexMasta February 13, 2019

Bonerfied

1:Word that is used when a male achieve giving a female an orgasm

2: Male with a enormous erection

Female"Yes! Yes! Yes!... ohhh!"

Male"Bonerfied..."

by UniversalAnswer May 12, 2009

bonerfied

the process of getting an instant erection

The secound I saw that chick I was bonerfied

by Ringo Mcartney April 24, 2006

Bonerus

In keeping of the definition of the word "bonus" except, where as, pertaining to a situation which a male has a raging errection and could possibly enguage in sexual activity with a male or female depending on ones prefrence.

Tim: "I'm just happy to be home, were going to get so drunk and possibly get laid!"

Bob: "Yes tis a bonerus moment in time for all males!"

by Mr Rogers & Mr Bussian December 30, 2008

bonerfest

Used in reference to a sexual experience involving two or more males.

Frank: "Where's Jared?"
Alex: "With Claudio. Probably having a bonerfest."
Frank: "Oh."
Alex: "Wanna have a bonerfest?"
Frank: "I'll have a bonerfest."

by Al-Mac May 23, 2008

bonerous

of, or relating to a fully engorged penis. used as an adjective slang for a generally negative situation, occurance, or subsequent noun.

As the day passed, Germaine's mood became perpetually more and more bonerous, after his girlfriend was eaten alive by piranhas, merely out of spite.

by dire frivolity [AIM] May 31, 2005