Definitions by Al-Mac

emotart 

1. "Scene" girls from the suburbs who often declare themselves to be unique, frontrunners of individuality, when they are in fact the definition of conformity. Known to complain about life and how much theirs truly sucks. Basically the new age of emo, except with bright colors.

2. A chewy, delicious treat often paired with milk chocolate.

"This is the worst party I've ever been to. Every girl is an emotart."

ABd0m1nentAMie: LOL srsly?!
ABd0m1nentAMie: o_0
armccain_89: uh yeah
ABd0minentAMie: gawd
ABd0minentAMie: n i thawt my lyfe sux
ABd0minentAMie: george. bush. def. sux.
armccain_89: you. are. an. emotart.

Jarred: So what bands do you like?
Kaylin: I love love loovvve so many bands. Boy Becomes Horsehoof, The Death by Airplane Incident, uummm--
Jarred: Whhooa, whoa there. Emotart.

"Emotarts are delicious"

emotart by Al-Mac January 14, 2009

flamdoozled

To be upset or distraught. Generally considered a highly uncool word to use in any situation.

Chris: Is something wrong, guys? You seem a little more flamdoozled than usual.

Kenan & Kel: Flamdoozled...?

flamdoozled by Al-Mac September 26, 2008

bonefest 

Used in reference to a positive, often exceptional sexual experiencing involving two or more persons.

"I bet you and those twins had one huge bonefest last night!"

"Man, I'd like to take her to an all-night bonefest."

bonefest by Al-Mac May 23, 2008

bonefestival 

A carnal experience of outstanding sexual performance. Usually involves three or more people.

"Dude, this birthday party is turning into a serious bonefestival!"

bonefestival by Al-Mac May 23, 2008

bonerfest 

Used in reference to a sexual experience involving two or more males.

Frank: "Where's Jared?"
Alex: "With Claudio. Probably having a bonerfest."
Frank: "Oh."
Alex: "Wanna have a bonerfest?"
Frank: "I'll have a bonerfest."

bonerfest by Al-Mac May 23, 2008

fard 

adj. Fucking hard; very difficult. Also, very solid.

That quiz was fard.

Say, that needle was fard to find.

It's fard to fuck that fugly bitch.

I'm fard.

fard by Al-Mac January 19, 2008

brollercoaster 

n. A situation in which one was subjected to the asshat antics of a "bro" or bros.

Talking with Mikey was a real brollercoaster.

The Dave Matthews Band concert was a long and shitty brollercoaster ride.

brollercoaster by Al-Mac January 19, 2008