The ultimate expression of a womans love for a man - almost sure to result in undying love and fidelity in return.
by monty python June 19, 2006
The act of a woman widley dialating her nostrels waiting for the pillows to fall out of her vagina. Before the nostrel closes up, it spouts wings and flys in circles then blows a load all over your left leg. It smells so gross, that you actualy start to sprout an erection. Then the flying nostrel shouts "TITTYBATES!" and jumps on top of your penis and swallows it in one bite!
by niggerfacetittybates October 30, 2009
an excellent lip exfoliant
((tip: when breaking from the mouth to use your hand, stroke quickly and make the palm of your hand rub the top/side of his dick when you pass it..like a curving motion..it makes him tingle all over))
((tip: when breaking from the mouth to use your hand, stroke quickly and make the palm of your hand rub the top/side of his dick when you pass it..like a curving motion..it makes him tingle all over))
by 1234098756840293 January 23, 2009
When a woman sux a man dick..the BEST way:
Find some place COMFORTABLE- pillows, candles, etc
Start by stroking the mans dick...kiss it a few times, you get the drift
Once you start sucking, dont stop rubbing
make TONZ of noises
once an ejaculation happens, starting sucking it off, but not 2 quickly...take your time ;)
Find some place COMFORTABLE- pillows, candles, etc
Start by stroking the mans dick...kiss it a few times, you get the drift
Once you start sucking, dont stop rubbing
make TONZ of noises
once an ejaculation happens, starting sucking it off, but not 2 quickly...take your time ;)
by iWantyourDICK September 07, 2008
basically sucking a guys dick,
best way is to swirl your tongue around it, and go in and out, some people give handjobs at the same time.
best way is to swirl your tongue around it, and go in and out, some people give handjobs at the same time.
by <3 babe alert <3 ; ox March 10, 2009
One day, I came home and my girlfriend was sitting seductively on my couch. I had had a rough day and i didnt feel like doing anything with her. i told her that and she said, "Alright, ill do all the work. ill give u ablow job." She shoved me onto the floor and yanked off my shirt. She Kissed my nipples and soon they were hard. She started to kiss down my abs and slowly pulled off my pants. I turned her over and started dry humping her. I then pulled off her shirt and bra and started rubbing her boobs and kissing them. They were so big. She started to graon, "More, more MORE!!" So i took off the rest of her clothes and stuck my erect penis in her vagina. I rode her for a full 5 min. and then turned her over and gave her some anal. I stopped, but she still wanted more and so did I.
She put me on my back, and started licking around my balls. She licked then tugged slightly while rubbing my penis until it wouldnt get any more erect. then she slid her tongue into the hole in my penis. She licked and bit softly. I finally couldnt hold it any longer. The cum gushed out of me. She swallowed some and it went on her face and i licked it off. It went onto my thigh. she didnt want to waste any so she licked that up. Then i stuck my hgue cock back into her vagina and rode for another 5 minutes. i will NEVER forget that day.
She put me on my back, and started licking around my balls. She licked then tugged slightly while rubbing my penis until it wouldnt get any more erect. then she slid her tongue into the hole in my penis. She licked and bit softly. I finally couldnt hold it any longer. The cum gushed out of me. She swallowed some and it went on her face and i licked it off. It went onto my thigh. she didnt want to waste any so she licked that up. Then i stuck my hgue cock back into her vagina and rode for another 5 minutes. i will NEVER forget that day.
by kinkman321 June 14, 2010
by Kagome_1274 July 28, 2006