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Blitzcringe

Opposite of Blitzkrieg
A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss of attacking military personel and military tech in the beginning of the campaign. Which keeps mounting while your enemies completely trash your army and your state's reputation phisically and morally.
Putin: “How goes my victorious Blitzkrieg?”
Shoigu: “It’s been a Blitzcringe since the beginning.”
by Eugene Walles May 9, 2022
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blitted

Intoxicated by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. Usually caused by smokin' a "wordfattie/word".
"Aiyyo son I ride around with my hooptie tinted to ride around blitted."
- Redman in "Smoke Buddha"
by Neil Hooey October 18, 2003
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Blithering

The act of speaking foolishly and without purpose, often annoying others in the process. Talking at length for the sake of hearing one's own voice.
The stupid twit wouldn't stop blithering about how 'deep' her favourite fad author is.
by FeO2 August 27, 2010
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Blit

noun (VULGAR SLANG)

Slang for boi clitoris.

Found in the bussy
Oh he was twanging on my blit last night honayyyyy. My bussy is raw
by towndale October 14, 2019
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Baitless

A person who does not have any swagger, as smooth as sandpaper.
Band geeks are baitless.
by 2012Swag December 5, 2010
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Blite

To be mixed with two races of ethnicity in the Black/ African American and Caucasian race of origin
My blite friend was the coolest friend I have ever had in the universe.
by 100 Nate Black November 6, 2017
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Bowl blitz shit

Toilet warfare via the bum shoot. i.e. poo splattering 360 deg. bombing of poop
Don't go in the toilet bro, shits not going down... it's a Bowl blitz shit
by LardBouye December 15, 2016
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