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Birthday Blues

(Noun Phrase) A general sadness or feeling down by a person on or around his birthday. The factors that can cause this include:
- Being upset at officially aging another year.
- Being disappointed or not having expectations met by a birthday celebration or gifts.
- Being unsatisfied with accomplishments since the previous birthday.
A person dealing with birthday blues has the right to feel the way she does on her birthday and her family and friends should make sure she knows she is loved and appreciated.
Jenny: "What's wrong? Aren't you happy? It's your birthday party!"
Leonardo: "I don't know, birthday blues I guess."
by Rat_Fink July 30, 2010
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sober birthday

A sober birthday is the day that marks the end of a person’s addiction. Some individuals will use the last day that he or she used drugs to mark his or her sober birthday, or the day after the last time they used.

Most of all, a sobriety birthday (also known as a sobriety anniversary, sober anniversary, recovery anniversary, or sobriety milestone) also serves as a reminder of the progress you've made, and the new life an addict has chosen for themselves.
It’s my sober birthday today and I’ve been 12 years clean. I’m going to go out with my friends and have a nice meal and mocktails.
by Sickomonster November 6, 2022
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Ass Birth

Taking a Giant shit that is followed by a bloody discharge
I just gave ass birth to something that looked like Bill Cosby
by abe fromen May 11, 2011
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Birthweek

The anniversary of the week in which a person was born. The period of seven days generally reckoned from and to midnight on any day of the week, but markedly including one’s birthday, typically treated as an occasion for celebration.
Always celebrate the entire week of your birth, for nothing so splendid has before or, likely, will happen again in your lifetime; a birthweek gives you Saturday, even when your Birthday is on a Monday.
by Jared of Jaredland January 3, 2017
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Birth Lottery

The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.
Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.
by Sazuri May 15, 2018
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Birthquake

When a female in labor makes the final push to get the baby out, but lays a fart so long and loud it measures on the Richter scale.
Jesus, while Melissa was in labor with our son Jake and she made the final push to get him out, she dropped the loudest fart that had to measure on the Richter scale. It may have been the first ever Birthquake!
by Tee Cee Deez February 29, 2020
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Cupcake Birthday

Noun: The day to celebrate one's half birthday. If on your birthday you receive cake, on your half birthday you should receive a cupcake.
Person One: Today my son turns 2-1/2 years old.
Peron Two: Yay that's his Cupcake Birthday!
by guysm1ley November 29, 2020
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